The Devil's Excrement





  The Devil's Excrement
Observations focused on the problems of an underdeveloped country, Venezuela, with some serendipity about the world (orchids, techs, science, investments, politics) at large. A famous Venezuelan, Juan Pablo Perez Alfonzo, referred to oil as the devil's excrement. For countries, easy wealth appears indeed to be the sure path to failure. Venezuela might be a clear example of that.
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006



So far, Hugo Chavez’ campaign has been somewhat weird and inconsistent. First, it was the “statesman” look, jetting around the world solving everyone’s problems. Then came the campaign jingles, which sounded more like martial music than anything else. This was followed by a new “mellower” Chavez, which two days later remembered the weapons he wants to give to the people to defend the revolution. Since then, Chavez has been mostly reactive, snapping back at Rosales’ accusations and announcements, rather than setting his own agenda, like we had grown accustomed to. Even Chavez's slogan "Bravo Pueblo" sounds like the name of an oppsostion party. And one that promotes abstention, to make it even worse. Whoever thought of that one should be fired. Immediately. But those in the camapign don't read my blog.

Tonight, it is a different Chavez that shows up, saying he feels the pain and aches, because the image for Rosales’ debit card is “racist” because it is called “Mi Negra”. In that same statement Chavez calls on the most repulsive, racist and divisive TV program, which is shown on state TV, called “La Hojilla” which spews hate daily, to show these ads. I listen to this and have to wonder what my cousin AM must thing of this. See, AM was always called “El Negro” in our family. It was so linked to him that when my youngest brother was baptized and AM was named his godfather, my little brother acquired the same nickname at his Baptism. "El Negro" became his name and to this day many use it. Yes, neither of them was completely white, but who cared?

And I can’t help but wonder what Chavez’ Minister of Education El “Negro” Isturiz thinks of all this. Or how about legendary historic figure and heroe of our independence “Negro Primero” , Paez’ second in command would think about this. And isn’t one of Chavez’ “misiones” called “Negra Hipolita”? So what is the fuzz all about? Why is his "Negra" namesake mision ok, but Rosales Mi Negra card racist? Why does Chavez have an exclusive? Doesn’t Chavez drink during his Alo Presidente the same “negrito” (small black coffee) I do, which he reportedly also drinks all day. What does he call it? Small black coffee? Yeah sure!

This is simply Hugo Chavez the divisive figure, the rewriter of Venezuela’s history, the man that wants to separate us into the “good” guys and the “bad” guys. But good or bad is just a matter of whetehr you are with him or agaisnt him. This is the same man that wants to arm all Venezuelans.

But just as I can’t understand what is going on, from the man that has always run political campaigns with exquisite timing and execution, we get this mushy stuff, the “new”, “improved”, “looking for love” Hugo Chavez in this ad that appeared in most of the country’s newspapers today (This one from page B18 in El Nacional):


A pensive looking Hugo Chavez, looks towards infinity and in the ad says:

Message of love for the people of My Venezuela

Always, I did everything for love

For love towards the tree, the river, I became a painter

For the love of knowledge, of studying, I left my dear hometown, to study

For the love of sports, I became a baseball player

For the love of the homeland I became a soldier

For the love of the people, I made myself President, you made me President

I have governed for these years for love

For love, we made Barrio Adentro

For love, Mision Robinso

For love, we made Mercal have done all for love

There is a lot more to do. I need more time.

I need your vote

Your vote for love.

By now you must be like me, saying :”For the love of God, please stop it! I can’t stand it! Where did all this mush come from?”

Well, it turns out that all of the above is true, just add the word “Chavez” or “of Chavez” everywhere after the word love and the puky ad becomes the truth.

It is all done for the love of Hugo.Nobody else.

(Please if anyone has any info on Chavez the painter, please drop me a note, I had not heard that one before. Will we now see the collected works of Hugo suddenly resurface?)


8:46:29 PM    comment []



Venezuela
continued acting rather undiplomatically, for a country that is trying to get elected to the UN Security Council. After the incident with Venezuela’s Ambassador to Chile last week, which forced his exit, the Chavez administration continued creating conflict around South America in the last three days and apparently there are no plans to stop.

At the center of this new friction is Venezuela’s cozy relationship with Bolivia’s Evo Morales. Former Minister of Housing Julio Montes said yesterday in Bolivia, where he is now Venezuela’s Ambassador, that our country was ready to defend “with its own blood” the revolution led by Morales. Montes was quite clear and explicit when he said :” If for any reason this pretty Bolivarian revolution were threatened and they asked for our blood and our lives, we would be here” said the incompetent Montes who was a complete failure in his previous position and was thus rewarded for his lack of accomplishment with the Bolivian position.

Now, while Montes may have been referring to defend the revolution from outside interfernce, he was not explicit and the statement sounded like direct meddling in that country’s internal affairs. In fact, the Bolivian opposition asked the Government today to declare Montes not welcome in that country in the belief that Montes was implying that if the recent political crisis (among a dozen of them) with the miners killed in that country in any way threatened Morales’ stay in power, Venezuela was ready to intervene there by sending soldiers or even civilian citizens to defend the current Government.

Moreover, at this time Evo Morales may have enough crises to deal with, to have Chavez say tonight that he is sure that Morales will not declare the Venezuelan Ambassador not welcome in that country. Chavez certainly overextended himself with tonight’s defense of Morales and his revolution as well as the attacks on the Bolivian opposition, calling them oligarchs as if he was dealing with local politics. This is clearly interfeering with someone else’s internal affairs, no matter how close he may be to Morales. In fact, he makes Morales look bad, by implying that he somehow sets Evo's agenda. Even worse, both Chavez and Foreign Minister Maduro, defended what Montes said, saying that indeed Venezuelans back Morales’ revolution and should be ready to bleed for it

All of this may seem like a simple misunderstanding form afar, but the problem is the background leading to all this. Chavez has not only been openly supporting Morales, but hundreds of Venezuelan advisors are in that country. In fact, before a recent visit by Morales to Chile, it was Venezuelan security personnel that checked the Foreign Ministry in Santiago for bugs.

But nothing has upset that neighborhood more than the recent mutual defense treaty signed between the two countries. The treaty calls for cooperation, mutual aid, donations and “credit lines”, but everyone knows who has the money in this relationship. The treaty itself could be thought of as innocuous and just a mutual desire to help, but there is much more to it.

First of all, it has been a tradition in South America that military treaties are always multi-country and never bi-lateral, so as not to raise suspicions of the pact being against a third country. Second, the Venezuelan Government has already pledged US$ 49 million to build the first two of as many as twenty military bases, mostly along the borders of Bolivia. And it will be the Venezuelan military that will build these bases. Just as a reminder, Bolivia is not only land locked but it shares borders with Peru, Paraguay, Brazil, Argentina and Chile. While Argentina is not a problem, of the other four countries Venezuela was counting on getting at least three votes for the UN Security Council, a vote which takes place in two weeks.

Paraguayan’s are not too happy now and a Chilean newspaper says that the local Paraguayan press claims that Morales is getting ready to attack Paraguay. You see, that common border between the two countries also shares ethnicity common to them and Morales has in the past talked about unifying it all.

Peru, according to the same article, considers the cooperation between Venezuela and Bolivia “atypical”, thinking it is an interference with the affairs of another country and expressing its surprise that Bolivia accepts that interference from Venezuela.

But the whole affair is now threatening Chile’s vote for Venezuela for the Security Council, which President Bachelet clearly wants to cast, but Venezuelan seems to be trying to scare away.

The Chilean opposition, still reeling over the statements by the now departed Venezuelan Ambassador, has asked both the Minister of Foreign Relations and the Minister of Defense to testify tomorrow in Congress about the Bolivian-Venezuelan treaty. Chile considers that this treaty is simply a way for Chavez to export his revolution and belives that this may threaten Chile’s new Government disposition to at least discuss the possibility of opening a way to the sea for Bolivia.

Thus, Venezuela continues to send mix signals and step on everyone’s toes. Today, the Venezuelan Foreign Minister joined the world’s condemnation of North Korea’s nuclear test, after the Security Council unanimously had done it, clearly siding with the majority on an issue that people thought Venezuela would back North Korea’s rights to join the nuclear club. But at the same time, it failed to back the unanimous decision to elect a South Korean to be the new Secretary General of the UN, while calling for more democracy within that institution.

Most local foreign relations analysts believe that between Chavez’ “devil” statements at the UN in September and these new conflicts between countries that a month ago were sure to vote for Venezuela, have placed the country’s election to the Security Council in peril. Guatemala may not win, but a third alternative may be found that would satisfy most countries more than electing a conflictive Venezuela. Fortunately for the opposition’s candidate, this is time away from the campaign for the autocrat and he may in the end lose face by losing, while gaining little locally by winning. In fact, were some of these countries publicly withdraw their vote from Venezuela, it would be a terrible loss for our current Government.

All in all the typical random, incompetent and unprofessional behavior of those in charge of our diplomacy. Led by the autocrat, they continue to make the country look bad,step on everyone’s toes, while the world learns more and more about the intolerance, undemocratic and disrespectful style of Chavez towards those that do not agree with him.


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