The Devil's Excrement





  The Devil's Excrement
Observations focused on the problems of an underdeveloped country, Venezuela, with some serendipity about the world (orchids, techs, science, investments, politics) at large. A famous Venezuelan, Juan Pablo Perez Alfonzo, referred to oil as the devil's excrement. For countries, easy wealth appears indeed to be the sure path to failure. Venezuela might be a clear example of that.
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Sunday, July 08, 2007



I am now back, but the Internet Gods have not been very nice to me lately, as I get home and find no DSL connection as I have fallen into the new CANTV billing system, which was unable to collect its automatic payment from the bank for the last two months. This has nothing to do with the new management, as the billing system has been a headache since February, but this is the first time it catches me.

I have looked at one month of newspapers (Can’t claim I read them!) and really, not much has happened since I left, it is just more of the same, the same crazy or illogical statements by Government officials, the same internal bickering within the Chavez administration that to me is fairly irrelevant, least of all when it now involves an old General who has been a victim of the Chavez praying mantis effect before, but came back for more injuries to his dignity and ego. This time, he tells us that he is somewhat of a megalomaniac, as he wanted to be a bullfighter, a priest and later a soldier, and he lets us know that he thinks the Chavez Government is showing signs of anarchy as if we have had any order in the last eight years.

The highlight of the month was of course the purchase of five submarines by Chavez in Russia, which simply ratifies Venezuela continues to be an underdeveloped country, where five useless submarines can be purchased to add to the other three already in place since the 60’s, so that our Navy officers can play games and feel important. It would cheaper to buy the Playstations or Wii’s with the appropriate programs. The money could in fact be used elsewhere, as the cost of five submarines would be sufficient to build a tunnel through the Avila mountain and generate economic growth in Vargas State or enough to build thousands of housing units, which the Government could ask the private (and oligarchic!) private sector to build, much like the viaduct was built without Government intervention. But you know this is a revolution, where ideology, silly ideas and vaporous projects are the rule of the day and spending US$ 40 billion in imports seems more important that economic development of the country.

And speaking of silly ideas, in mid-June the President of the Venezuelan Central bank was still defending the 12% target for 2007 inflation, but really set in with June’s numbers which suggest a 20% level despite the one shot help of the cut in the VAT. Thus, the illustrious Minister of Finance admits the goal will not be met just after a Deputy in her wisdom or ignorance states that anyone that does not align itself with the 12% goal is a traitor. And as he shows his earlier prediction is impossible, the same Minister dares make another predicting there will be no devaluation in Venezuela in the next five years. Watch out!

And despite high oil prices, Venezuela’s and Pdvsa’s debt have taken a beating in the last few weeks, as the numbers are simply not adding up. The US$ 60 billion budget of January is already up to US$ 66 billion, but income is trailing last year’s and the VAT cut will have an impact, which has yet to be taken into account. But who cares? Let’s sell some structured notes to some friendly banks, helping them make money in a non-transparent way as a way of containing the parallel market. And since we are visiting the issue, let’s make it illegal for the “media” to quote any exchange rate that is different from the official one, as if we ignoring its existence may make it go away. I wonder if salon, blogspot and other blog hosts will have to worry about this regulation.

And who cares about the law and the Constitution, let’s also forbid demonstrations during a sports event, after all, the country’s image is more important that basic rights like freedom of speech or expression. In fact, it is Chavez’ image which is above all the most important goal of the “process”, forget results, reality and the like, the leader is above all, including the old Constitution. And by old I mean the “old” Chavez one, the one that now makes home so uncomfortable that he wants to change most of it. Yeap, the same one he used to call the “best” Constitution in the world is no longer cool, it des not let him confiscate for example and even worse, he might not even be able to make the changes he wants without a Constituent Assembly, so he is looking for ways to bypass it.

What else is new?

Really not much. Recall referenda that nobody cares about, most careers at the Bolivarian University are illegal as they have no certification or even approval from the Ministry, heavy crude partners leave the country, Chavez threatens to withdraw his application to Mercosur as he promises to export gasoline to Iran, when the country is no longer even self-sufficient.

In closing, I thank distinguished blogger Jorge Arena for his contributions, as well as both Bruni, Spinoza and Daniel for their contributions to keep the blog breathing in my absence. This time I will not raise their salary, but just promise to pay them with the new undevaluable Bolivar Fuerte.

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