The Devil's Excrement





  The Devil's Excrement
Observations focused on the problems of an underdeveloped country, Venezuela, with some serendipity about the world (orchids, techs, science, investments, politics) at large. A famous Venezuelan, Juan Pablo Perez Alfonzo, referred to oil as the devil's excrement. For countries, easy wealth appears indeed to be the sure path to failure. Venezuela might be a clear example of that.
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Tuesday, October 02, 2007



I have been derelict in reporting some important news, so here is a wrap up, so that I can say
The Devil has covered all of it, including Chavez’ new musical CD:

---Chavez new CD: Chavez’ press secretary made the ultimate sucking up gesture by compiling and publishing a CD with all of the songs the autocrat has sung in his variety show Alo Presidente. Just as an example, this is what you have been missing:

Since we are on the subject you may also enjoy a spoof of
this commercial by Berlitz, starring Hugo Chavez.

---Venezuelan Jews: An Israeli newspaper reports on the concerns of the local Jewish community on a possible takeover of the private school system. According to the report, 20% of Venezuelan Jews have already left the country, concerned about Chavez’ ant-Israel and anti-Jewish stance.

---Double dipping Adan: And how about the theorist, the idealist of the revolution, the pure Adan Chavez, the “true” Marxist in the team, being accused of double dipping. The accusers presented receipts showing that Adan receives a full paycheck from the Ministry of Education as Minister as well as some 10 times the minimum salary as Coordinator of International Affairs for the Foreign Ministry. The accusers presented reiceipts showing that the Minister who is calling for people to make an example for the revolution, and who claims to be so ideologically pure, has been collecting over thirty times the minimum salary and two salaries at once. The latter is a violation of Venezuelan law. Even when you retire, if you come back to work for the Government you have to give up one of the salaries.

---Inflation: And some people are very skeptical of the rise of only 1.3% for the CPI in September. Food and Beverages were up 2% for the month, but the surprising drop in Transportation and Home Services helped the index be clower than analysts’ expectations, even if Food and Beverage inflation continues to be close to 25% for the year.

---Choroni: And when I heard that the road to Choroni was closed because a “rock” was in the way, I could not imagine that they meant this rock:



Huge, no? I have many friends who to to Choroni every weekend. Choroni has a nice beach and is a nice, laid back tropical town. I do hope my friends got caught on the other side of the rock, so they have an excuse to stay there for a while.


11:59:59 PM    comment []



Warning: Very long post!

About two years ago, I began writing about the huge rip off that began with the sale of Argentinean bonds to local banks, which was enriching local bankers, intermediaries and Government officials. I even think my blog was the first place where anyone wrote about this issue even if I had no particular special knowledge about what was going on. A couple of months later, Teodoro Petkoff in his evening paper Tal Cual began describing exactly what I had said in my blog. This gave me great satisfaction, as I had written about this before anyone.

Some friends warned me to be careful, because the level of profits being made by this huge swindle was nothing to sneeze at and if I hit on the issue too much, some people may be bothered by it. A little while later Andy Webb of the Financial Times also wrote about it, going as far as naming the “preferred” banks of the regime. Since then, I have written about the topic regularly, sometimes translating Petkoff’s Editorial on the matter as a way of deflecting some of the responsibility about the content.

The funny thing was that despite the supposed freedom of the press, except for Tal Cual, no other newspaper in Venezuela dared to touch the subject. As the swindle got more sophisticated and structured notes were introduced, the profits increased dramatically as the parallel exchange rate began to increase sharply. Then this summer, as all of the local newspapers and TV stations still kept quiet about it, the pro-Chavez Editor of Ultimas Noticias Eleazar Diaz Rangel began writing about the subject weekly. He gave enough details to prove that he knew who was benefiting from it, without giving names, in the hope that the autocrat would something about it. But since corruption is part of what sustains Chavez, he has done little.

Last week Teodoro Petkoff decided to take another stab at it and challenged the President, trapped in his corruption labyrinth. Petkoff has thrown the gauntlet by writing three Editorials giving even more detail about this huge rip off and swindle to the Nation, perpetrated by some of the autocrat’s closest associates and with his full knowledge. Below I translate all three in a row, which will make it a long post, but is worth it for all of you to read and as a permanent record of the absolute levels of corruption reached under the robolution and with the quiet approval of Hugo Chávez himself.

But, as he says in the last sentence, nothing will happen, because all checks and balances have been kidnapped by the autocrat and he has a hold on many of his collaborators precisely because he allows all of theses shenanigans to take place.

The Robbery of the XXIst. Century by Teodoro Petkoff

On Sunday August 26th. anyone that has the guts to suffer through Alo Presidente could see Hugo Chavez showing the Sunday page of Diaz Rangel in Ultimas Noticias, which we show here. Chavez read aloud the main text of the page by the Editor of Ultimas Noticias, entitled “As a block or separately”. But just under that article, the first of the small notes or tips by Diaz Rangel said the following:

“Fifteen were the banks that issued structured notes valued at US$ 8 billion owned by the Venezuela State, ordered according to the amount placed:: Barclays Bank PLC (more than US$ 2 billion), Lehman Brothers, Calyon, Welstb AG, AB Svensk Expotkredit SEK, HSBC Bank USA, Credit Suisse, Deutsche Bank AG FLR, Dresdner Bank AG, ING Bank NV, Morgan Stanley, Nomura Bank International, BNP Paribas y JP Morgan.

With a few of them (the notes) there was mediation by private individuals in tandem with high Government officials and they made millions of dollars in operations where the only loser was the Venezuelan Government”

Chacumbele (the name Petkoff uses for Hugo Chavez these days) had to see that note, thus we were expecting some reaction on his part, because he surely believes Diaz Rangel, who at some point uncovered the fraud at the sugar processing plant in Sabaneta and now makes reference to a swindle so large that leaves those responsible for the sugar plant at the level of chicken thieves. However, throughout that week Chacumbele did not have a peep to say about this monumental fraud. It was as if Diaz Rangel had talked about a robbery in Uganda and not in the Venezuela governed by Hugo Chávez. Then Diaz Rangel came back charging the following Sunday September 2nd. :

“Of course, the foreign banks mentioned on Sunday obtained significant profits negotiating the Venezuelan structured notes”
But, as you may suppose, the mediators also enriched themselves: Of the most important ones, both Venezuelans, one was capable of purchasing a modest bank in Austria for US$ 15 million and thus obtain a double nationality.

The other one met in Washington the wife of a Veezuelan representative to a multilateral organization, who connected him with a high Venezuelan official and through that connection he managed to link himself to these operations. With profits “to be shared” of course. However, Chacumbele, almost a month after these very grave accusations, continues to act as if this had nothing to do with him. The worst part is that Chacumbele, who obviously reads Diaz Rangel, forcibly had to read the first two notes that had been written on the subject. The first, on August 12th. :

“The financial world is full of rumors and questions. What has happened to the Investments of the country abroad? Who made in 2006 hundreds of millions of dollars with the transactions that made the Venezuelan Government lose more than a billion dollars? Which are the European banks where those transactions took place? Who are the Government officials or former officials involved in those operations? Who were the intermediaries in the private sector? Which Government office controls or does not control these operations?”

In the second note, on August 19th. Diaz Rangel said:

“Some of the questions last Sunday have something to do with these: What is the origin of the campaign by a weekly against the Minister of Finance Rodrigo Cabezas? Could it be that they pretend to weaken the position of the person that has impacted the network of those that were making multimillion dollar deals with certain placements of the Government abroad? Didn’t they show their true colors with possible candidates to replace him, presumably involved in the dirty negotiations that have affected so much the Venezuelan Government?” Chacumbele can’t say that he does not know all of these shenanigans.

Diaz Rangel spent four continuous weeks calling attention on this topic. That is why we are taking it over; to ask Hugo Chávez if he is going to continue looking distracted with this scandalous financial fraud, which according to an important Venezuelan banker “constitutes the largest robbery of public money that has ever taken place in our history”.

Is this what Chávez wants the indefinite reelection for? So that these gigantic swindles remain unpunished by those who want to govern us for life? So that corruption with impunity will be as eternal as his term? In part 2 we will explain the “deal” with these structured notes and how, since we have no obligations with anyone, we will occupy our time answering some of the questions that Diaz Rangel is asking.
 
Part 2

Let’s continue with our Topic about the Robbery of the XXIst. Century. (above in Part I). To facilitate the perception about the magnitude of the fraud committed with the ineffable structured notes, let us explain, in the simplest possible way, what the devil they are and how those financial instruments work.

They are securities issued by a bank, with a fixed yield in interest payments and with a well defined maturity, also determined by the issuing bank. These structured notes are backed by public debt bonds of different countries, for example, Argentinean, Brazilian, and Ecuadorian. The issuing bank makes a “cocktail” with some amount of each of these bonds and according to their maturity, their yield and their price, sets the price and the yield of the structured notes it is going include in it, backing them precisely with those bonds. The issuing bank does it because someone, whom we will call the “intermediary”, assures it that it has a client for the securities. The “client”, of course, is the Venezuelan Government.

The “intermediary” acquires a certain volume of the structured notes and using his contacts with “officials” at the highest levels of the Ministry of Finance, sells them, to Fonden. The “intermediary” makes an intere$sting commission, which he shares with the “official”.
The issuing bank makes money, the intermediary makes money, the official makes money, the country loses. In the case of the Robbery of the XXIst. Century, Fonden acquired US$ 8 billion in structured notes.

You can imagine the size of the commission. Diaz Rangel, Director of Ultimas Noticias, gave us the list of the 15 banks involved in this operation and gave the “artists rendition” of the two “intermediaries”

One of them was a gentleman that with his share of the pie was able to buy an Austrian bank and on the way, obtain that nationality.
Who could that man be? Who did he deal with in Minpopopfinanzas? Chavez knows who both of them are.

He also knows who the other “intermediary” is, whose artist rendition Diaz Rangel gave: Someone, a trader, via a girl who works in a multilateral organization in Washington, got in touch with an official of the Venezuelan Embassy in Washington, today a big shot in Minpopopfinanzas, and using that route reached the level at which decisions are being made. This “intermediary” is the same one that appeared in the first of the frauds of former Minister Nobrega, a crime which is still remains impune, denounced at the time in Tal Cual. Chávez knows who this “intermediary” is, as well as who the “official” is, involved in the operation. In conclusion, Chávez knows everything that has happened and, nevertheless, has not done anything about it, unless you interpret as such the removal of Minister Merentes and that of the Director of the national Office of the Treasury, the then Captain of the Navy, today Admiral Carmen de Maniglia.

But the swindle has had other consequences. The price of the structured notes in the hands of Fonden suffered a large drop when the President of Ecuador suggested the possible moratorium on the payment of that country’s debt, because of part of the backing of the notes is in Ecuadorian debt. That is, the country suffered a big loss in its patrimony.

It bought something at 100 that today is worth 85. Who is accountable for that gigantic loss in the country’s equity? The Government is persecuting some credit card holders that supposedly “sold” their insignificant dollar quota, but it washes its hands in the face of a loss of US$ 1.2 billion in the fraud with the structured notes. Those that cover up, are as corrupt as those that steal.

Part 3

We already explained what happens at one end of the swindle, the international one; let’s see what happens to the national end of it.
What happens here to the structured notes? Simply the same that happens with the Bonos del Sur or with the Venezuelan sovereign bonds; that they are used for financial trades in which high Government officials are involved with bankers-not all of them, but only those that can be considered to be bankers of the regime, which can be counted with the fingers in two hands, and some fingers are left, who in this “socialist revolution” have made money like they never had in their whole history.

When Fonden creates a stock of US$ 8 billion in structured notes, the great swindlers of the regime counted with an instrument that allowed them (Still allows it? Let Cabezas tell us) to make the following operation:

Minister Merentes, through officials with the appropriate attribution, offered structured notes to the bankers of the regime.

The notes, as is obvious, are denominated in US$, but they are to be paid in Bolivars at the controlled exchange rate (Bs. 2,150 per dollar). Thus, the banker buys the paper at Bs. 2,150 per US$ and later, either he take his dollars abroad or he sells them in the parallel market, where the price is around Bs. 5 thousand (Even if yesterday it reached Bs. 5,259). The profit that one obtains with this comfortable business is divided between bankers and Government officials, who, of course, always ask that their share be deposited in numbered accounts in Swiss banks or in fiscal paradises like the Cayman Islands. Moreover, they always let you know that the money is not for them, but “for the party”.

The deal is so juicy that the distribution is made on the bases of 30% for the banker and coworkers and 70% for “the party”, although when the swindle involves brokers or investment banks, since these have less access to the privileged circles, they have to pay off as much s 80% and even 90% of what is generated.

Imagine how juicy this swindle is...

When Rodrigo Cabezas arrived at Minpopopfin he found this piece of cake and suspended the placement of structured notes.
Merentes, who was headed towards the Central Bank, was all of a sudden left in limbo. Navy captain Maniglia was removed from the Office of the Treasury, without any explanations. Nevertheless, recently Cabezas put into action again the mechanism of handing over structured notes but according to the usual conditions: handpicked banks, no auction, all of it opaque. Given the patrimonial loss that the Republic suffered, which we told you about in the previous part, the structured notes have above the official price of the dollar, a premium, to recover part of the loss. Its real price, the one they call “implicit”, ends up being around Bs. 4,000 per US$, but since the parallel dollar is around Bs. 5,000 there still is a comfortable margin in the exchange to pocket a huge amount of money.

Will anything happen with this? What a stupid question!


8:40:17 PM    comment []



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