The Devil's Excrement
Observations focused on the problems of an underdeveloped country, Venezuela, with some serendipity about the world (orchids, techs, science, investments, politics) at large. A famous Venezuelan, Juan Pablo Perez Alfonzo, referred to oil as the devil's excrement. For countries, easy wealth appears indeed to be the sure path to failure. Venezuela might be a clear example of that.
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Monday, May 12, 2008


On Sunday’s El Nacional, the newspaper had a study showing that Venezuela’s diplomatic service has become totally unprofessional and no position since 2005 has been filled considering the credentials, trajectory and qualifications of the candidates. Instead, Venezuela’s diplomatic corps has become a way station for former military and Cabinet members who have no role to play within the Chavez administration but to whom Chavez owes some debt for services and favors rendered.

Today, former Foreign Minister, President of PDVSA and the last man to quit the Venezuelan guerrilla Ali Rodriguez said that academic qualifications and experience are no indicators of the abilities and capabilities necessary to become a diplomat and do a good job, blasting the article.

And he is right…

Because no professional diplomat would be able to carry his job under he guidance of Hugo Chavez. What can anyone trained in the art and science of diplomacy say to his or her host country after Chavez managed yesterday to blast Colombian President Uribe, King Juan Carlos of Spain and Germany’s Chancellor Angela Merkel. This without his usual potshots at George Bush and the US Government.

But Chavez managed to blast Alvaro Uribe, calling him a liar, dangerous and irresponsible, because of his Government’s release of new documents found in the computers at the guerilla camp in Ecuador attacked by the Colombian Government. This is the same man that Chavez made peace with at the Dominican Republic less than two months ago after distancing themselves when Uribe stopped Chavez negotiating with the guerrilla group FARC. Just to make sure his diplomatic message was understood, Chavez said Colombia was trying to incite a continental war, prodded by the US Government.

Not that Uribe had not noticed that something was amiss in the to country’s diplomatic relations, as Foreign Minister Maduro, who is a bus driver by training, had failed to name a new Venezuelan Ambassador to Colombia since the supposed “rapprochement” of President Chavez and Uribe.

I guess if there is no Ambassador, there is no training needed, but once again Chavez send relations between the two countries into a black hole that is simply unnecessary, unless you are afraid of the conclusion s reached by Interpol on the content of Raul Reyes’ computer next Thursday and are simply preparing the way to deny the undeniable.

It would be equally difficult for any diplomat to try to defend Chavez’ charge that Germany’s Chancellor Merkel represents the same right wing that supported Hitler and fascism, suggesting he may confront her at the upcoming summit and even telling her she would send her to…except that she is a woman. Merkel’s crime was simply to dare say that Hugo Chavez does not speak for Latin America. Chavez’ words could not have been more undiplomatic, as anyone with the most basic knowledge of Germany’s history would realize how sensitive Germans are to that period of their history. Which German diplomats replied to reiterating that Chavez does not represent Latin America.

And maybe because Chavez previews the damage which will be created by the upcoming Interpol report, Chavez took advantage to take a shot at Spanish King Juan Carlos, reminding everyone of the episode in which the King told Chavez to shut up, saying the King believes he is superior and does not understand what is going on in Latin America. This elicited an immediate response from Spanish Prime Minister Zapatero who sent Chavez a clear message that reminded the Venezuelan President that he has to respect Spanish institutions as part of the relations between the two countries.

And there were reactions elsewhere, as both Peru’s President Alan Garcia and Mexico’s Felipe Calderon felt the need to intervene defending Colombia and Merkel and pointing out that such negative statements by Chavez do nothing but impede integration. Calderon even noted Merkel’s origin’s, which sent a clear message to the Venezuelan President that he had no clue about what he was talking about when he referred to Merkel as fascist or a follower of Hitler.

Thus, Venezuela truly does not require professional diplomats who would be incapable of defending the country and its President. Thus, Chavez has fewer and fewer friends as a consequence of his own irresponsible and idiotic words, which have increased isolated him from the international community.

However, one cannot help but be concerned by the ever-increasing strident and irresponsible tone by Hugo Chavez. Is he getting ready to distance himself from the world when Interpol ratifies what we already know about his relationship with guerrilla group FARC? Or is he one step ahead preparing himself to be isolated as the final days of the Enabling Bill arrive and he issues a hemorrhage of decrees legislating what Venezuelan rejected in the December referendum?

In either case, stormy days are ahead for Venezuela both internally and internationally and there is noting any trained and professional diplomat could have done to stop it.


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