The Devil's Excrement





  The Devil's Excrement
Observations focused on the problems of an underdeveloped country, Venezuela, with some serendipity about the world (orchids, techs, science, investments, politics) at large. A famous Venezuelan, Juan Pablo Perez Alfonzo, referred to oil as the devil's excrement. For countries, easy wealth appears indeed to be the sure path to failure. Venezuela might be a clear example of that.
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Tuesday, March 03, 2009


Now that the initial storm has passed over the demise of Stanford International Bank (SIB), the question I get the most from readers , friends and yes, family, is how much will people will be able to recover from the bank once the dust settles and the assets can be compared to the liabilities?

First of all, you should read Alex’s post on Stanford versus Stanford, so that you have clear that the problem is with the depositors of Stanford International Bank and not with Stanford Group, Stanford Advisers and/or Stanford Asesores. The former is a bank that issued CD’s and opened accounts in Antigua, the latter is a network of advisors who opened accounts for clients as brokers, not as banks, even if these advisors would also sell their cleints CD’s at SIB.

The answer is that I don’t know how much people will be able to recover from deposits at SIB, but I am not too hopeful. Let’s see why:

Stanford used to tell people that it gave no loans, other than those 80-100% guaranteed by cash deposits and that it invested its portfolio in a variety of instruments. In the Dec. 2007 financial statement, SIB had assets of US$ 7.05 billion and deposits (the infamous CD’s and others) of US$  6.89 billion. In the same report, it claimed to have Cash and equivalents of roughly US$ 627 million and investments of US$ 6.347 billion, distributed like the following pie chart:

portfolio

This portfolio was claimed to be at “fair market value” implying that it is mostly in liquid instruments traded in the market sufficiently often for you to obtain a price for it.

The first warning one gets, is that the receiver has only managed to find US$ 250 million in assets. That is bad, but the whole thing simply collapses when you learn that the Chief Investment Officer for SIB claimed to the SEC, that the investment portfolio had the following assets (using December’s numbers for the amount of dollars):

Tier I (Cash and cash equivalents)                            10%~US$ 800 million

Tier II (Portfolio run by others)                                   9%~US$ 765 million

Tier III ( Assets managed by Stanford Group)       81%~US$ 6.88 billion

The problem is that in the same testimony, the Chief Investment Officer says that those US$ 765 million have become in fact US$ 360 million, because oops, she lost over half of what she managed since April of last year and the US$ 6.88 billion included “over US$ 3 billion in real state and a US$ 1.6 billion loan” to none other than Allen Stanford. And then there is some private equity investments.

But remember that they claimed not give out loans unless it is collateralized, unless I guess you are the owner and order it. Thus, you can see the problem, there is no correspondence between the “investment portfolio” advertised by Stanford and reported in its financials and what the Chief investment officer claimed to know about to the SEC. (And she was charged with obstruction of justice anyway)

In fact, the infamous capital infusion by the “shareholders” (Stanford) of US$ 541, turned out to be not only not in cash, but in real state for which Stanford had paid US$ 88.5 million. All smoke and mirrors!

Thus, you can see it is all a house of cards, a Ponzi scheme that collapsed and at this point all that the receiver has found is US$ 250 million in assets. (about 2.9% of deposits). As Alex notes, the sale of Stanford Group’s assets may not give much back to Antigua, so you may have some real state, some private equity companies, some airplanes and that is that.

A true Ponzi scheme. People were paid with money from new depositors and I have little hope that a hidden account with investments will be found that could even double the 2.9% found so far. And least of all, you should not believe in the foolish Prime Ministers of Antigua and St. Vincent, each of which supposedy opened an account with US$ 8,000 at SIB to boost “consumer confidence” and rescue SIB. These guys appear to have no clue as to what 10^9 dollars really means…


Chavez cashes in his victory, Atlas shrugging Venezuela

March 1, 2009

Gone a week, but it feels like eons. Despite the week having two days off for the non-existent Carnival holidays, Chavez managed in a day to “cash in” his referendum victory by “intervening” all rice processing factories and bringing back “The Monk” Jorge Giordani to the Ministry of Planning. The first one not significant in the sense that it continues the destructive path that Chavez has set. Not significant in the long run of things, but it certainly does matter because Chavista management will as, as usual, manage to destroy what’s there and there will be rice shortages in the end, more so now that money will become scarce.They are simply Atlas shrugging Venezuela.

But the second, Giordani’s return, is in the end the most significant factor. This will be Giordani’s third tour at the Planning Ministry and never has such an ignorant man on economic matters had so much power over the country’s economy. And believe me, there has been a lot of ignorance in the ineffective halls of the country’s Planning Ministry.

Because in his first tour of duty, Giordani set up a time bomb with his strategy of holding the currency constant and issuing boatloads of Bolivar denominated debt at 20+% interest rates in one of the most idiotic combinations of policies ever. He kept talking about the country’s piggy bank (The FIEM) being full, but then he allowed Chavez to go through it in a few months setting up the 2002 economic crisis that your favorite PSD’s continue to blame on politics and not on the mediocre and frustrated geniuses like Giordani whose academic careers went bust (if they ever existed), but had the foresight to go visit Chavez in jail in 1992-1993, making them the oracles of Chavez’ economic failures.

But even worse, these brainiacs became the Venezuela’s Presidents economic mentors, teaching our President a potpourri of feelings, North Korean economic theory, Cuban Management techniques and Maoist Marxist models, which have led to nothing but failure in the last ten years.

So, Giordani is back, maybe to hold the currency constant for a while longer that even I expected, because it was he who taught Chavez how good things were in Venezuela in the 60’s when the currency was kept constant, but in his ignorance he did not tell the autocrat that monetary liquidity was also kept constant at that time.So Chavez understood part I, but never understood the second.

Expect little from the change in Ministry other than more exotic financial management, which will only lead to more poverty and wealth destruction.

And just to make sure this happens, Chavez takes over the rice processing companies, warning that this time he will not even pay for them in cash, but with “paper”, as if he had paid any of the recent nationalizations and expropriations with either of them.

And now he affects the interests of Venezuela’s largest private conglomerate, which has tried to stay low key, hoping things will turn out for the best, as well as the US’s largest private company, also a low key player as long as things were going well.

But you harvest what you sow, and a decade of silence and obedience from the Venezuelan private sector is coming home to roost. Tomorrow, most people will be asking what this all means, rather than questioning who will be next. Chavez followed his 2006 victory with some new “revolutionary” moves, what else could anyone have expected this time around?

As the money runs low, there will be similar “grandiose” moves, playing to the gallery of the 50+% that voted for Chavez two weeks ago. At that time Chavez said he had shielded Venezuela with his good economic policies from the world credit crisis. He now says get ready for the difficult times ahead. One hundred dollar per barrel oil is no longer a “fair” level, but an autocrat’s fantasy. And since Obama does not want to meet with him, he sent the newly elected President to Hell, using the well known local phrase of telling him to go clean his coat (Vaya a lavarse el palto…), not precisely a polite or diplomatic way to address the man you were fantasizing about meeting three months ago.

And then there was the kidnapping of “the good guy” that I just don’t want to mention, but have to. It’s meaning unclear, but the threat very real. Whether part of the daily Venezuelan reality or a Government message, there is simply no place to hide. There is no authority to appeal to. Much like those near the rice companies, or the daily Venezuelans in the barrios, those near him probably find themselves trapped in the anguish of a country gone absurd. No rule, no law, no order.

And this is what some people call a revolution.



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