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Friday, August 29, 2008


The Empire of Mediocrity by Elcides Rojas in El Universal

For XXIst. Century Socialism, the worse things are, the better. And it has only been ten years…

It is no only Latin America that will change its name, according to one of the celestial inspiration of the leader of the intercontinental revolution. It is, no more nor less, the same trick applied during the last ten years in that titanic fight that occupies so much time of the justice seeking military and neoliberal socialists.

For the revolution, as it is well known, it is much easier to rebaptize than to build from scratch. The endless rant, the sack of insults, the show, the pose, the colics and the eternal wars against the empire certainly do not allow the invincible team to settle down and start up the mission, promised so many times, of converting Venezuelan into a world superpower.

It is very difficult for a leader of this pleasure seeking communism to carry out the tidying up of Argentina’s finances, the reduction of poverty in Haiti, the total literacy of Bolivia, the reduction of infant mortality in Ecuador, the construction of thousands of housing units in Paraguay, the improvement of the quality of life in Nicaragua, providing access to cheap fuel to the poor in the US, and all of that without stopping that God giving task of attacking with the success which with they do it, the mountain of problems that drown local socialists.

Parque del Este is now Francisco De Miranda, Ince is now called Inces, the old ministries of Gomez and Perez Jimenez are now the Popular Power for whatever. The barrios squashed by garbage are now communal councils. The small buses and vans are popular transportation units, companies are socialist production units, and the outpatient units are called Barrio Adentro. The corrupt are national heroes defamed by the right wing. The old bodegas or local stores are Pdval or Mercal. The devalued Bolivar, isolated from the world, is called the strong Bolivar. The military are the soldiers of communism or death. The high schools built by Betancourt or Leoni are now Bolivarian. The companies created by Carlos Andres Perez are now socialist enterprises. The buy and sell deals done by the Government are called nationalizations. The sportsmen went from athletes in high-level competitions to being moving billboards of  revolutionary improvisation. In Barinas, nobody likes Bolivars or dollars they die for the oriental Turimiquires or the Yaracuy Lionzas. The haciendas are now socialist endogenous developments and they don’t produce mosquitoes, even if they are full of Cuban technicians. The vans are now large vans, reporters are traitors to the motherland, and opposition members are lackeys of the Empire. The banks, just imagine, are socialist banks. The Colombian guerrillas went from allies to old-fashioned terrorists. The poor are poorer, but organized in cells and communes for the poor.

And, of course, socialist mediocrity is treated as excellence. The more the failures, the better the awards.


10:03:32 PM    comment []

Thursday, August 28, 2008


We will follow the events in Miami where the trial of Antonini’s associates is starting (This will be the first of a series)

As part of the trial in Miami, the Prosecutor has introduced this document, detailing the corruption history of Carlos Kauffmann and Franklin Duran, as part of the evidence to be introduced against Duran. Since Kauffmann has been granted immunity, it is clear that the information comes from him.

The document details how Duran and Kaufmann joined up in 1998 and began conducting business with the Government as a partnership. The document mentions the Klin Fund in which Duran and Kauffmann each had a 50% share and which included a 12 year CD at the American Express Bank for US$ 40 million.

Additionally, they purchased Industrias Venoco from its founders, paying cash for it (US$ 60 million?) and began working tightly with the post-strike PDVSA. Curiously, Pedro Carmona, “Carmona the Brief “was the person which was self appointed President briefly in 2002, when Chavez left office for three days under what is now called “the coup” and he worked at Industrias Venoco his whole life. He left the company to become President of Fedecamaras, the association of Chambers of Commerce in Venezuela.

These are the specific accusations contained in the document, which involve million dollar corruption schemes in Venezuela with Government officials and the private sector:

1.- National Guard officials received kickbacks and channeled the funds with Kaufmann and Duran. Kauffmann and Duran charge a 10% fee apparently for fronting for these officials.

2. -Duran and Kauffmann paid kickbacks to these same officials on contracts for supplies sold by them to the National Guard.

3. - Duran and Kauffmann paid kickbacks to officials in the National Guard in relation to bonds issued by the Ministry of Finance to the National Guard to pay old salary and benefit debts with them.

4. -Duran and Kauffmann paid Cojedes Government officials for placing deposits of funds belonging to that State at particular private commercial banks.(A racket I described long ago here) They received a 10% yearly fee for this, of which 30% was kicked back to Cojedes State Government officials. Duran and Kauffmann managed the kickbacks for these high Government officials.

My comment: Recall that the Governor of Cojedes is Jhony Yanes Rangel, who when the case blew up, defended Antonini bringing in the suitcase into Argentina. Yanes said at the time that this was just terror by the US Government. Recall also that at the time, a local reporter showed that Kauffmann had paid for Yanes Rangel staying at the luxurious Llao Llao Hotel in Bariloche , Argentina. Yanes Rangel also showed up at a protest in front of the US Embassy, to defend his “friends”, who he said were entrepreneurs. Some of these friends are now providing evidence to the US Government.

5. -Duran and Kauffmann also gave Cojedes Government officials kickbacks on construction projects awarded to them by the Cojedes Government.

6. -Duran and Kauffmann were involved in a kickback scheme with high-level Vargas State Government officials. They gave US$ 250,000 to this high level official and also “helped him” with his State’s deposits. In fact, the State placed its budget at a single private commercial bank, for which they received a finder’s fee. A percentage of that fee was kicked back to these same Vargas officials.

My comment: No names are mentioned, but the Governor of Vargas State for the period mentioned was Antonio Rodriguez, from Chavez’ MVR party. It is extremely unlikely that all of the budget of the State would be placed in a single bank without his knowledge. Recall Vargas was the State that was destroyed in late 2000 by floods and has yet to recover despite Chavez’ promises.

7. -Also in Vargas State, Duran and Kauffmann provided medical insurance coverage for the states employees. According to the document “ millions of dollars were routed to an insurance company”. Duran and Kauffmann received a 20% fee on the premiums as a finder’s fee and they in turn paid half a percent to high Government officials.

8. -Duran and Kauffmann received US$ 30 million from Vargas State and kickback ten percent to “two” high level Government officials.

9. -Duran and Kauffmann purchase a building in Caracas. The Venezuelan Ministry of Finance paid them US$ 9.5 million for it. Duran and Kauffmann paid four high level Ministry of Finance officials US$ 4.5 million in kickbacks.

My comment: This is the infamous Citibank building case (you can read about it here or here), whereby Duran and Kauffmann bought it one week and turned around and sold it to the Ministry of Finance a couple of weeks later. I should clarify that former Minister of Finance, under Hugo Chavez, Tobias Nobrega was indicted for this. However he has not been jailed or tried. (And as far as I know not been banned from running for office by the Comptroller.)

10. -Duran and Kauffmann colluded with the Ministry of Finance to restructure debt and gained in excess of US$ 100 million in the process and paid US$ 23.8 million in kickbacks.

My comment: Well, Andy Webb reported on these funny details of the Venezuelan debt buyback in 2003, from which those that had advanced knowledge made a lot of money. I also reported this in detail, noting that not only did they know about it, but also a Venezuelan Government Bank, Bandes, sold these debt instruments to those in the know ahead of the buyback. Thus, there was twice the corruption in this case.

11. -Duran and Kauffmann were involved with a kickback scheme at the Ministry of Education and arranged for part of the budget of that Ministry to be kept at a certain bank. They received a 5-6% fee for this of which 50% was kicked back to the officials. They did the same thing with the FDIC Venezuelan equivalent, FOGADE.

My comment: Well, the Minister of Education for the larger part of this period was none other than Aristobulo Isturiz, Chavez’ candidate to become Mayor of the Metropolitan are of Caracas. Did he know about it? I don’t now, but I doubt he didn’t. What this clearly shows is that corruption reaches all the way to the top, as Chavez has to know about this. BTW the Head of Fogade was found guilty of corruption by the National Assembly, he was never jailed or charged.

12. and 13. Vague unspecified charges of kickbacks in PDVSA and the Judiciary.

The important point here is that thanks to the fortuitous search of a suitcase arriving in an official PDVSA plane in Argentina, a suitcase full of cash was discovered. Through this case, a whole pot of corruption in the hundreds of millions of dollars has been uncovered, involving just two guys.

How many more suitcases have flown around the world? How many Durans and Kauffamns are there, that we just simply do not know about?

How many billions have been stolen under the very eyes of Hugo Chavez and his “robolutionaries”. Can all this be happening without the Supreme Being knowing about it?

I can proudly say, that you have read about a lot of this before in these pages. I was already talking about some of this more than two two or three years ago. Petkoff in Tal Cual also began talking about it. The rest of the media, even today, appears to avoid the subject out of fear. Free press? Sure.

We now know even more details, confirming that the Chavez administration has become the biggest cesspool of corruption not only in Venezuela’s history, but maybe probably in the planet’s history.


11:00:10 PM    comment []




Had to post this one: Ten years taking the gold....

                                 the black one...

8:35:15 PM    comment []

Wednesday, August 27, 2008


Surprise, surprise, Kauffman and buddies have revealed to US Prosecutors that they funneled payoffs and kickbacks to Venezuelan officials in all sorts of deals. From payoffs to PDVSA to commissions on Argentinean bonds and structured notes, all the way to paying commissions Kauffman has detailed what you read in this blog long time ago.

Kauffman was a well known intermediary both for banking deposits and securities sold to friendly banks which paid commissions, he obviously was paying off Government officials but this is the first testimony by anyone involved confirming what we all knew had to be happening. After all, how could Kauffman and Duran get so rich, so fast to be able to buy Venoco in cash or have a $40 million dollar, twelve year CD at the American Express Bank?

Because Kauffman and three other were well known for their shenanigans in the Venezuelan financial world in what is one of the biggest corruption rackets ever.  I first wrote about structured notes in November 2005, about Argentinean bonds later that month, when Petkoff in Tal Cual detailed the same corruption racket I had written about.

The last paragraph of the Bloomberg note also describes how Kauffman and buddies also participated in the corruption racket with the banking system which I wrote about here, but PSF’s even dare suggest that is how banking systems operate everywhere. Of course, they did not take the trouble to even begin to understand what I was writing about.

Well, soon we will know even more details, as the trial in Miami begins and some of the biggest financial corruption scandals in the history of the planet are revealed in exquisite detail, while Chavez and his Minister claim its is the Empire making it all up.

But we all know it’s true, everyone in Caracas knows the names and the multi million dollar corruption rackets. The international press has reported it, now it will be told under sworn testimony by people who can’t possible justify the wealth they have, revealing how naked the autocrat is and how corruption is everywhere.

That is why it is called the robolution.


8:04:19 PM    comment []

Tuesday, August 26, 2008


Act One: Tal Cual reports on August 19th. that the Government will submit a new Telecommunications Law to the National Assembly.  The draft cited by Tal Cual gives Hugo Chavez the power to suspend all “telecommunications transmissions”, whenever the stability of the Nation is at risk. This is contained in Article 11, of the “Final Dispositions” of the draft.

Act Two: Deputy Manuel Villalba of Chavez’ PSUV party and to top it all off, President of the Media committee of the Venezuelan National Assembly, appears in Globovision and denies not only the content, but even the existence of such a draft.  Using the Chavista language that we have grown accustomed to he says that those that promote such news items like El Universal, El Nacional and Tal Cual “are trying to destabilize the country, playing with fear and are disrespecting the intelligence of the Venezuelan people”

But then there is the last and conclusive act:

Act Three: Minister of Telecommunications Socorro Hernandez on the TV channel used to promote only Chavez paid by the taxpayers VTV, comes on and says that the Bill does indeed exist and it will be submitted to the National assembly, but “the versions that have circulated around (in the press) are drafts, but are not the definitive version…”

Thus, Minister Hernandez is admitting that the drafts of the Bill have contained articles allowing the President to cut off all information to the Venezuelan population whenever he feels like it, i.e. allowing total censorship. 

And here comes the hilarious part, the Minister says: “ the law will be submitted to public consultation and I don’t think there are reasons for people to be anxious

I guess the poor Minister must have been on vacation or at the Olympics and missed the 26 Bills approved by her almighty boss, without consultation and allowing unconstitutional actions as well as laws that contain articles rejected by the Venezuelan people in a democratic referendum in December 2007.

But it is sufficient to see how the matter has been handled with the 26 Bills, the secrecy with which it has been handled, the President of the relevant committee of the National Assembly did not know about it, to be not anxious, but extremely anxious about the future of Venezuela’s telecommunications as well as its democracy democracy.

Because when Governments lie, hide information and use all forms of deceit it is because they are trying something that you know is either illegal or violates international treaties. In the case of the Chavez Government we have seen this over and over again.

These people should realize that one day, they will have to pay for their crimes. Or steal a lot of money to live in exile. 

And that my friends, will be Act Four.


10:09:41 PM    comment []

Wow! It was only last Friday that Minister of Finance Ali Rodriguez said, with that voice of his which is moderate and low, far from being strident or radical: “The government doesn't have any plans to nationalize more companies”.

If you believed it, you probably just forgot that this is a revolution with random thoughts and no coordination.

Because it only took like 24 hours before the Venezuelan National Assembly showed that one hand of the Government has no clue as to what the other is doing, when they announced the passing of a Bill in the next few days to nationalize the distribution of gasoline in the country. The Bill calls for the nationalization of the wholesale distribution and transportation of gasoline and the transfer of all gas stations under concession to communal councils. Thus, it seems as if both wholesale and retail will be nationalized.

The law establishes a period of sixty days for those affected to negotiate with the Government. You know what that means, you have sixty days to accept what the Government offers you or else. Because most of those 60 day terms have been used by the Venezuelan Government to confiscate private property from its position of strength. You can fight, but in the absence of an independent legal system, you have little recourse but to accept the offer and leave.

And it will be interesting to see what use these untested communal councils give to both the gas stations and the proceeds from its sale. If it is anything like the confiscation of rice last week from a private supermarket, then we know that a new and imaginative source of corruption for the robolution has just been invented.

What else is new?

Or maybe the right question is: Who will be next?


6:27:53 PM    comment []

Monday, August 25, 2008




Rayma strike a chord with me in this cartoon. The guy on top says: "They are saying that they are stealing the country from us". Then you can see his reaction or non-action in the bottom. This cartoon shows my feeling given the indifference of people to most of the Government's actions

2:06:25 PM    comment []

Sunday, August 24, 2008




Venezuelan has been filled with billboards like the ones above for weeks saying “Gold for the sporting revolution", trying to associate the medals with politics, certainly a no-no in sporting circles. Cynics say that I am wrong; someone just found a way to make money out of the Olympics, the person or persons that sold the billboards to the robolution.

Clearly, someone convinced the autocrat that there would be a few medals, more than the country had ever obtained in its Olympic history. But it was not to be, as Venezuela obtained a single bronze medal in Taekwondo, one medal less than in Athens, despite twice as many athletes.

Sports authorities had convinced Chavez that Venezuela would obtain at least five medals and he made quite a show of it, meeting with the Olympic athletes twice before their departure and talking about it in his Sunday variety show Alo Presidente.

Today, Chavez is calling those that claim Venezuela failed in Beijing, pro-Yankees and is suggesting the athletes had a brilliant Olympic Games.  Meanwhile, the President of the Venezuelan Olympic Committee is saying that Venezuela did not meet its goals because refereeing went against the country. The only success, besides the medal, according to this person was that we sent 109 athletes to the games, more than twice the number Venezuela had ever sent to the Games.This is a silly way to look at it as the IOC has been trying to relax requirements so that more countries participate and Venezuela had 39 delegates in team sports like volleyball and softball.

The truth is that Venezuela should have done better if only because in exchange for oil, Cuba has been sending trainers to this country for eight years. Given the success of the Cuban in international sports, this should have had some minimal impact, which should have been visible in Beijing.

I suspect that the bureaucratic nature of Venezuelan sports is what hinders its development.  In fact, one of the delegates to the Olympics told Chavez today that sports had too many managers. This is nothing new, it was happening before Chavez came to power. What is new, is that Chavez’ profound dislike for the public universities, has distanced the sporting structure of the country from its most natural place to harvest good athletes. Not only that, but these same universities have been strapped for money ever since Chavez came to power.

Perhaps sports officials in Venezuela should look critically at where Venezuela excels and ask why. They may not like the answer, but it is the truth: Success these days comes wherever the private sector lends a strong hand, but I am sure Chavez will not like that answer. Venezuela’s success in baseball, soccer, tennis and Taekwondo all originates in the private sector.

Taekwondo is a very interesting case; the country has won two medals in the last two Olympics and two in the Barcelona Olympics when it was an exhibition sport. Taekwondo began as a martial arts practice, taught at private academies around the country and when the sport became Olympic one, Venezuelan women had world quality status in it (I have yet to find an explanation why it was the woman who took to the sport) As simple as that.

The mystery is why the revolution ahs not been successful at sports. They have plowed some extra money and lots of new trainers to it. Why hasn’t it worked? You may argue inefficiency, mismanagement and the like, but there should have been an improvement even if only qualitative. But it is not there. In the end it may be like Chavez’ housing program, where despite the announcements, money and projects, the Chavez Government has been unable to coordinate building more housing.

In fact, you would think that the whole patriotic, socialist speech should have generated more enthusiasm for sports. But maybe the money is just being spent in the wrong places. A revolution that does not want anyone to excel may be the wrong drive for Olympic success.

So, we get more revolutionary propaganda, than revolutionary gold. That seems to be the hallmark of the revolution.


7:56:56 PM    comment []

Saturday, August 23, 2008




The plot above shows how dismal is the ability of the Chavez Government to predict what inflation will be by the end of the year. In January, Minister of Planning El Trudi predicted that inflation would be 12% for the year, a value he reiterated in February, after the high number for the "new" CPI in January. By June, the 12% was a joke, since inflation had already topped it and Minister El Trudi came out with a new, and surprisingly precise, number of 19.5%. Well, with inflation at 17%, Minister of Finance Ali Rodriguez came up with a new number yesterday, saying that inflation for the year will be 27%.

Well, doing a fit with all three numbers and extrapolating to December, it looks like inflation will be 35% for the year, unless the "upturn" is real and it will accelerate and top 40%. In neither case is the end result very good for anyone, what is clear is that the Government has no clue as to what to do about inflation. Cooling the economy off and lowering the swap rate in the first half did nothing to slow down inflation. The Government has given up on the first strategy because of the upcoming elections and the second one is running into technical problems. This reminds me of the period during the Caldera administration, end of 1995, when with exchange controls in place, inflation accelerated and nothing the Government would do would slow it down. When inflation topped 120%, Caldera gave up and removed controls.

As with crime, Chavez simply ignores this problem never mentioning it. The latest strategy with crime seems to be that it has been blown out of proportion. Will they try to do the same with inflation?

9:26:29 PM    comment []

Wednesday, August 20, 2008


The other day, I presented a back of the envelope calculation showing at what price of oil does the country start having problems in its balance of payments. I am still reviewing those numbers, my main small mistake was only that imports are higher than I assumed.

Today, I paid attention to this Central Bank press release on the same subject. The first thing it says is that the balance of payments was positive to the tune of US$ 2.93 billion in the second quarter of 2008. That sounds ok at first sight.

However, the report says that oil exports in the quarter, in which the average price of the Venezuelan oil basket was US$ 109.9, was US$ 28 billion. Of course, such a number only makes sense if Venezuela exported 2.7 million barrels of oil a day. This does not even fit with official numbers!

The problem is that all of this data is simply fudged. They talk about exports, but don’t mention imports of oil. Venezuela consumes at least 800,000 barrels of gasoline a day, but Venezuela does not produce such a large amount. Thus, the reality is that Venezuela may be “exporting” 2.7 million barrels of oil, but Venezuela is not getting paid for that many and in the end it has to also import to satisfy the local market.

In fact, that the numbers are fudged, can be seen in the next paragraph on the “financial account”. After telling us the country exports US$ 28 billion, the Central Bank tells us that there was a full US$ 11.1 billion in a financial deficit, a full 39% of the “income” from imports, which corresponds to “the increase in the oil credits given to foreign clients which are not related to PDVSA

What than means in plain language is that PDVSA is not charging for a full 39% of its exports or 1.05 million barrels of oil a day. Which I don’t believe either, it is simply too large a number. The fudging is simply getting too absurd. We don’t give away so much. As simple as that.

But let’s look at this from a different point of view:

The Government claims Venezuela produces 3.3 million barrels a day

The country consumes 800,000 barrels a day.

That only leaves 2.5 barrels a day for import, so the 2.7 million number given in the BCV report and calculated on the basis of the average price of the Venezuelan oil basket in the second quarter has to be fake.

And so has to be the 11 billion in credits, we just don’t give away so much oil.

It is just creative accounting. I am sure that these “credits” hide the value of a lot of the gasoline imports of the country.

But we can “redo” my calculation using the final fudged numbers given out by the Central Bank. The final numbers should be fine, they are harder to fake:

The Central Bank says that the surplus in the current account was US$ 2.9 billion

The total for oil imports was US$ 28 billion. Thus, the “net” surplus, including everything is only 10% of the amount from oil imports. Since the average price for the quarter was US$ 109.9, then ten percent of this is US$ 11, which says that if the price of oil dropped to US$ 98.9 per barrel, the balance of payments will be negative!

Think about it, my very approximate number was too low!


11:45:02 PM    comment []


This may be one of the most relevant videos of an Hugo Chavez tirade. First he has his world fight and claims the revolution starts here in Latin America.



But, oops, here is the leader of a supposedly XXist. Century Revolution, after calling Marx and Engels the leaders of “scientific socialism”, Then he calls Simon Bolivar a socialist. He also talks (minute 1:20 or so) about the “pages” and the “windows” and the “Internet” clearly showing he has no clue about the difference between a computer and the Internet

Then he just says what he always wanted to say, after calling a local newspaper a pro-US paper, people with no country, because the laws he issued allowed him to confiscate 1600 Kilos of rice, he threatens that freedoms for some sectors will be finished and that people will have fewer freedoms. Of course, it will be the oligarchs whose freedoms will be restricted. Can it be clearer than that?

Some leader! He then praises the same guy I criticized last week for saying that price increases will not lead to inflation. Another “scientific” hero of the revolution I guess. Has anybody asked what happened to the money he got from selling the rice at the subway station? Is Mr. Saman depositing it in his personal account?

Such are the ways of the stupid revolution!

11:24:34 PM    comment []


Just a reminder in the face of the wave of nationalizations and confiscations:

Art 115. of the Venezuelan Constitution:

Artículo 115. Se garantiza el derecho de propiedad. Toda persona tiene derecho al uso, goce, disfrute y disposición de sus bienes. La propiedad estará sometida a las condiciones, restricciones y obligaciones que establezca la ley con fines de utilidad pública o de interés general. Sólo por causa de utilidad pública o interés social, mediante sentencia firme y pago oportuno de justa indemnización, podrá ser declarada la expropiación de cualquier clase de bienes.

Art. 115. The right to property is guaranteed. All person have the right to the use, possession, enjoyment and disposition of its goods. Property will only be the subject to the conditions of restriction and obligations that the law establishes with the public good or general interest as its end . Only die to the public good or social interest, via a firm sentence and opportune payment of just indemnization, can the expropriation of any type of good be declared.

Can it be any clearer than that? Each and everyone of the steps in the nationalization and expropriation of Sidor, Cemex, Fabrica Nacional de Cementos and Cementos Caribe are simply illegal.

Apparently, many people don’t want to defend their rights.



10:50:15 PM    comment []

Tuesday, August 19, 2008


It was one of those days. Where do I live? Some bizarre alternate world or simply the silly and amateurish Bolivarian revolution? And it did look silly today, really silly and amateur. It is all smoke and mirrors; reality has nothing to do with it. The people have nothing to do with it. It is just some warped mind planning and thinking what in his deranged mind thinks is “good” without any evaluation of criticism.

And the people sucking up to the autocrat! My God! Where was the opposition? Where was the “private sector”? Is everyone just trying to milk the revolution to the last penny and leave? That seems to be the plan as a strident silence permeated Caracas today, as things got more and more bizarre and there seems no stopping to it:

---There was the Cemex show of course. Red shirts and empty-headed radicals waving flags celebrating the expropriation of the cement company. Funny, if the Venezuelan private sector could not run Cemex (then called Vencemos) efficiently, is there any hope for the incompetent, inefficient and corrupt Chavez administration?

Of course not. It will just be a matter of time. Meanwhile, the Minister of Finance tries to argue that the company is only worth US$ 400 million, because that is what it is worth in the Caracas Stock Market. Thus, you clobber the market, violate its rules, drive away foreign investors from it and then you try to apply “free market” rules to the pricing, proving what a farce the whole thing is. Because Holcin, was paid more than the US$ 400 million the Minister of Finance is quoting, despite being a much smaller company, with a much smaller production of cement.

---Then there is the Comisión Nacional de Valores, the defender of the small investor and supposed to defend the law they swore to represent. They have said nothing ever since Chavez announced the expropriation of all of the cement companies and surprise, surprise! Today they ordered the halting of trading of the shares of Cemex “in order to achieve the transparency of the markets”.

Hello! Did you learn about the Government’s intentions today? Or were you on vacation, because the news has been around and the “halt” in trading came so late, that some shares actually traded today before the news and halt came out. I guess the Comisión Nacional de Valores was in Miami or Margarita this weekend because apparently robolutionaries work less than five days a week.

Of course, this “transparency” did not include respecting the country’s laws. How many times has the securities regulator stopped deals, mergers and buyouts until the price was justified, but in this case allows the Government to trample the law, investors and their own markets. What fools!

---And then, for those that thought the recent passing of 26 Bills is somewhat irrelevant, the “new”, “new” consumer protection agency confiscated exactly 1,670 kilos of rice from the Excelsior Gama supermarket in Santa Eduvigis in the East of Caracas and proceeded to sell it at the subway station nearby. The charge? That the presentation of the rice had not been approved buy the Government and as established by the Head of the “new”, “new” consumer protection agency, “rice sold outside regulation will be sold directly to the public“.

These guys rally believe their BS, in fact, the Head of the newly named agency stood at the subway station selling himself the regulated rice to the public. Imagine his face when a very polite lady, bought a bag, opened it and just threw it all over his face. You just don’t fool around with my food provider seemed to be saying the lady.

---And just when I thought the day was over, I get a press release which confirms that this is all part of Chavez’ gigantic folly. Electricidad de Caracas, nationalized (legally!) a year ago presented its financial results for the first six months of 2008, after the company has been in the hands of the Government for twelve months.

In his short period of time, the robolution has been able to turn the company form a Bs. 130 million profit, to a Bs. 13 million loss. This came accompanied with a drop in 40% of the cash flow of the company and margins shrank by 20%.

Now, think about it, this is a monopoly, you provide electricity, you bill, you get paid. No payment you get the juice shut off. Simple business, no? Well in barely twelve months we Venezuelans are already losing money. Imagine running Cemex’ plans, or Cemex’s commercialization of cement, or very simply, running Banco de Venezuela, in what is a very competitive business in Venezuela.

But I do hope that now that the Ministry of Finance says that Cemex is only worth US$ 400 million, a reporter or someone asks him why did the Chavez Government pay close to US$ 1 billion for Electricidad de Caracas a year ago, after all, it is only worth 319 million in the local stock market today. Why did they overpay? Is that illegal? Doesn’t the law punish this? Shouldn’t we send someone to jail for this?

Of course, robolutionaries go to heaven or to the Swiss bank, while everyone else is banned or sent to jail. Get used to it!

Ask yourself now: Who is next? One day it will be you...


11:48:29 PM    comment []

Ironic that as I write this waiting for Chavista hoodlums to take over Cemex pants, I also read that none other than Hugo Chavez complained tonight to his Minister of land and perennial Cabinet member Elias Jaua to please start pressing on with his Land Bill because in the autocrats words “Elias I want to see results because I have yet to see a single one”

Which coincides with what we have not seen, except that the Land Bill was not passed as part of the package of Bills two and half weeks ago, but was actually approved seven years ago and in the words of the man who created it and sold it as the best thing since warm water was invented. But like most things in his failed revolution, seven years later not even the autocrat can see a single result from that Bill.

In fact, if he was a little bit critical he would realize that the Bill has been a negative for Venezuela, destroying productive lands and leaving in shambles formerly productive farms.

But tonight, the National Guard and a bunch of Chavez' red guards await outside a perfectly run cement plan to take it over so that another folly by the quasi-Dictator can be executed. And soon it will become another failure, but maybe seven years from now, he will ask whatever happened to the cement companies we took over, there is no cement.

And Chavez’ own personal biased could be seen today as his Government reached agreements with Lafarge and Holderbank but not with Cemex, as the Government made goof offers to the first two, but a pitiful one to Cemex, his final revenge against the Mexicans he hates so much. Maybe he tried to join the mariachis when he was young but was rejected. That seems to be the hallmark of his life.

And thus today we have an expropriation and a blatant violation of the Capital Markets Law, but we have not heard anything from the President of the Stock Market, or the President of the Comisión Nacional de Valores or from any politicians, they are probably doing more important things, as property rights and freedom are dramatically subverted by Hugo Chavez.

Thus, another tragic event in the destruction of Venezuela took place today. Who is next you may wonder? Will it be the food division of Polar? Will it be another Spanish Bank? Just think, after all of those giants are taken over, Chavez may go after your property. What will you say then?


12:56:19 AM    comment []

Monday, August 18, 2008




This sign from Tal Cual is so oxymoronic that I am not even sure how to translate it, Gym for Gymnastics does not quite do it, even if that is what it says.

Maybe now sports belongs to all of us, but Mision Robinson is still an unfinished job. Creativity in sign writing is not their forte.

10:45:45 PM    comment []



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