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Thursday, October 09, 2008


It sort of gets tiring writing about Venezuela. Everything has become so bizarre, a parody of a country and life. Yesterday it was our parody of Maxwell Smart and the Government's accusations of Guido Antonini being a CIA/FBI agent. Today, it is the defense calling on Duran’s buddy, which seems like calling Al Capone's second in command to vouch for him in Court. The whole thing is sort of like watching the debate or the parody of the debate of a certain vice-presidential candidate, after a while you can't distinguish between the real thing and the parody.

You see, Duran's defense called on his buddy to testify that In Venezuela having an intelligence identity card is normal. That to get ahead you have to use influences. At least that was his view of the world. According to the view of the world of this friend of Duran, who owns the duty free stores at the country's airports (a bad signal in itself, Maiquetia airport has been remodelled almost every year of the last 30):

"To do deals with the Government you need contacts.. a good part of businessman and the Venezuelan population have civilian intelligence and National Guard identifications as a way of protecting yourself, among other reasons"

He claims to have had them since 1994, which somehow in his ethical mind makes it ok. You know, once a thief always a thief or something like that in this guy's very peculiar view of the world.

And to prove his bona fide credentials, he testified that Duran asked him to contact the Tax Superintendent to see if he could provide the appropriate documents to justify the cash in the suitcase.

Wait! I am confused! I thought this was all CIA? Or was it FBI? You mean the cash was real?

I guess the only thing missing was for this witness, whose best credential was his friendship with Duran and his funny dealings with the Venezuelan Government, to say that he also carried suitcases full of cash around.

He may have, but he could not admit it, he is a US citizen after all.

Which proves that the robolution is fairly open and an equal opportunity corrupter. Everyone no matter what your nationality or political beliefs can saner and participate.

Jeez , I wish I had the time to put in a poll like Daniel and Quico and ask my readers a few questions:

---How many Venezuelan Intelligence Police credentials have you had in your life?

---How many National Guard credentials do you currently own?

---In your experience is it worth having them?

---How many of you know Duran, Kauffmann or Antonini?

---How many of you know a Minister, Vice-Minister, Tax Superintendent or major Government official?

---How many of you need a credential and/or contact to make a living in Venezuela.

---Do you consider yourself corrupt, a little corrupt or honest?

---Have you ever had lunch with Chavez?

Who knows, you may still have time for an all expenses paid trip to Miami courtesy of Duran's defense and you don't know it! And you get your travel dollars at the official rate of exchange!

More bizarre things are already taking place, no?


2:37:01 AM    comment []

Tuesday, October 07, 2008


According to Venezuela's Minister of the Interior and Justice, Tarek Al Aissami, the guy carrying the suitcase, Guido Antonini, is both an FBI and a CIA agent, in his own precise words: "He is an agent of the FBI and a member of the CIA".

Kudos to Mr. Antonini, who by now must be considered to be like Maxwell Smart, Super Agent 86 by either of those agencies. Kudos, because this car mechanic who only ten years ago was toiling in the car repair shops of the town of La Victoria, Aragua State, managed thanks to his demonstrated abilities to be hired by the FBI and have his membership to the CIA accepted, which I imagine requires some form of dispensation from the US Attorney General or even the top boss himself. Because after all, the FBI can only work in the US and the CIA only outside that country, so that Antonini must have some sort of very special treatment.

And he clearly deserves it due to his accomplishments in his short life as an agent/super spy. In particular, I imagine that given the repeated failures of the CIA all over the world, Super Agent Antonini is truly special. He has not only succeeded in his missions, but he also managed to become a millionaire in the process, trap the Venezuelan and Argentinean Government and their respective oil companies and screw his former friends.

And all of that single-handedly and covertly.

In the early stage of his career, Antonini had to get close to his old friend Franklin Duran as a way of reaching Carlos Kauffmann and partner with them to get rich enough to be independently wealthy. He was quite successful at this, partnering with them in a number of deals selling weapons and security systems to Venezuelan companies as well as advising them with their petrochemical company Venoco, even if he knew nothing about that business. But much like Super Agent 86 and Jack Bauer of "24", Antonini can get into Google and learn the ropes quite fast for any business he so desires. In fact, in his last and fateful trip, Antonini supposedly was invited not only to carry the suitcase, but also to discuss Chavez' brainchild the "Gasoducto del Sur", a pipeline to carry non-existent Venezuelan natural gas to Argentina.

Antonini worked on this in parallel with developing Government connections. He befriended the Governor of Cojedes State, members of the Board of PDVSA, Uruguayan Government officials and Argentinean Government officials. To his surprise, this actually led to more money. Thanks to the Governor of Cojedes, who he wanted to use only politically, he got in the middle of a project by which Venezuela would build houses in Uruguay. No houses were ever built, after all what does the Chavez Government kinow about the subject, but now Duran accuses him of taking his half of a US$ 23 million take on their commission on this project.

At this point, came Antonini's most daring gamble, suggesting, I imagine, in casual conversation that they begin carrying suitcases full of cash to help their political buddies all over South America. Given that he was US citizen, if caught, that would give him the opening to turn himself in and then tape his buddies, politicians and partners spewing out their corrupt schemes. Heck, he could even tangle up Chavez himself, who he had lunch with a couple of times, even if he wasn't on the same table. A daring suggestion, but Agent 86 managed to pull it through.

Antonini began carrying suitcases around full of cash, but given the lax custom procedures in Latin America, he would never get caught. Moreover, they would always take him in chartered jets hired by PDVSA, the Venezuelan Government and foreign Governments, so that they would always go in through the VIP gate, where nobody would check the suitcases. A few times, he even handed over the suitcase to be checked, but he was waved through with that gesture so common in Latin America which clearly says "Please don't bother me and make me work, just move forward". In each trip, Antonini would slip his hand in the suitcase and grab a few thousand bucks for incidental expenses.

A new plan had to be implemented. They talked to Hugh Hefner and he offered an Argentinean customs agent that was not so bad looking a contract to appear in that country's Playboy magazine, in exchange for checking Antonini's suitcase.

Then came that fateful day and the rest is history. The suitcase of Super agent Antonini was opened by Ms. Telpuk and the US$ 800,000 in cash was found. Just to make it look even worse, he left the half of the money that was his by law at customs. He even hung around for a couple of days to make it look good and even went to a cocktail party at the Presidential palace in Buenos Aires, at which Chavez was present. The food was good and the Malbec was excellent, even if he always drank Scotch as part of his cover with the robolutionaries.

He then flew to the US where the tape recorders were ready. He asked for help and millions, and the robolution was willing to deliver. What was one more suitcase? One more dirty operation? Afew more million in cash? He was after all, one of them, one more corrupt operator and robolutionary that needed to be financed and protected.

What they did not realize is that he was Guido Antonini. Super Agent 86, an FBI agent and rank and file member of the CIA. He entrapped them all, friends and foe, Vice-Presidents, Heads of of not so Intelligence Offices and the like. He wrote to Chavez and got a response! Even Minsiter Al Aissami called his buddies!

He was in the end, the best CIA operator of the last few decades. He did all of this alone. Not bad for a car mechanic from La Victoria.

Kudos to him, kudos to "Maxwell" Antonini, Super Agent 86!

Next stop for Super Agent 86? It's unclear, too many problems in the world and he could fix them all: Iran, Russia, Iraq or even Pakistan.


9:13:28 PM    comment []

Sunday, October 05, 2008

Teodoro Petkoff nails it on the head on the inaction by Venezuela's Prosecutor on the accusations against high Government officials in the Miami trial

"Socialist Impunity" by Teodoro Petkoff in Tal Cual

For the gringos the trial in Miami has one purpose: to demonstrate that those on trial violated US laws by acting as agents of a foreign Government, without registering to that effect in front of the authorities of that country. If they can demonstrate that and they condemn them it will not be for being corrupt (in Venezuela) or for money laundering (in Argentina) but for violating US laws. That they are corrupt is not their problem, but to demonstrate that they are agents of a Foreign Government-in this case, that of Chacumbele-the Prosecutor has to demonstrate the existence of strong links between those on trial and the high officials of Chacumbele's Government. And those links, as we all know and we are seeing very clearly, are not very saintly. Thus, if to the gringos this aspect is not of their interest it is of overwhelming interest to us Venezuelans what the trial is evidencing on matters of highflying corruption. Here the Prosecutor's office has ordered the capture of Antonini and also of Kauffmann and Maionica and they have ordered the freeze of the assets of Kauffmann and Maionica. All a bluff. The Prosecutor knows that these gentlemen will not come back to Venezuela for a while. On the other hand, this small reporter has to inquire, the Prosecutor's office has nothing to ask General Rangel Silva, or to Rafael Ramirez, or to Jorge Rodriguez, or to Tarek Al Aissami and the other personalities that have floated in the interrogations of the singing boys of Miami? Isn't there enough evidence that they were no only "mailmen" of people very high up in the Government, who they provided services like that of bringing some change to the friends in Argentina, in exchange for influence and access to the dirty deals in PDVSA? Isn't it clear by now that the high capos of the officialist Cosa Nostra, surely on orders from the Godfather, tried to have Antonini's partners convince him not to talk in exchange for protection? We don't care if the singing boys violated US laws, but we are supremely worried that they have violated ours and that to their accomplices, who are here and not in Miami, Venezuelan Justice guarantees them total "socialist" impunity.


2:51:00 PM    comment []

Saturday, October 04, 2008


It was the time for Carlos Kauffman to testify day before yesterday and yesterday and Kauffman, the former partner of Duran in all his business dealings, did not disappoint with his disclosers.

First he said that the whole thing was quite simple, he and Duran we sought to "fix" the problem of Antonini and the suitcase because of their ties.

According to Kauffmann he talked directly to then Vice-President Jorge Rodriguez who told him that he knew everything and that PDVSA was involved in the case. He ratified the money was for the campaign of Cristina Kirchner.

Kauffmann said that he and Duran offered to help on the cover-up and their reward would be "new contacts, more money and more power..It was going to be beneficial to us". Jeez, the robolution can be so generous, no?

Kauffmann revealed that the whole cover up began on August 30 2007, when he met with the Head of Venezuela's Intelligence Police, General Henry Rangel. Rangel has been accused by the US Government of cooperating with the FARC's drug trafficking

According to Kauffman, they met in Rangel's office in the presence of Moises Maionica   and they told Rangel they would help solve the scandal and he could count on them. He said they were concerned because the name of Antonini was associated with them and they were afraid their business dealings would be affected by the maletagate case.

The Prosecution also introduced the Venezuelan Naval Intelligence credential that was found on Duran when he was detained. According to local paper El Nacional the credential is not honorific and it is quite real and in the end it may be the strongest evidence of the prosecution, after all, the main accusation against Duran and buddies is that they were Government agents.

While much was made of the "differences" between Antonini's version and that of the customs agent that found the suitcase, the discrepancy is as to why Antonini was carrying the suitcase. Antonini has claimed that he was helping someone in carrying the suitcase, while the customs agent said that she asked whose suitcase it was and Antonini said it was his.

But what was key, was that the custom agent did not say that she had checked all of the luggage, just that all of it went through the x-ray machine and she noticed something in the now infamous $800,000 suitcase. By the time she had that one open, the rest of the luggage and the people had moved on.  Thus, all of it went through the machine but only this suitcase was opened.

At some point the judge in the trial seem to suggest there was sufficient evidence to find Duran guilty of being a foreign Government agent and asked the defense if he would bring new evidence to the contrary.

The defense brought Duran's nephew to testify that it was Antonini who asked for help, not the other way around. This angle seems surprising, given evidence that the men were acting on behalf of the Venezuelan Government, independently of who initiated the request for help.

The trial seems to be winding down and it will resume on Tuesday.


8:24:57 PM    comment []

Thursday, October 02, 2008


 

In 2003 Hugo Chavez was grandstanding around the world claiming he did not believe in "representative" democracy, because he only believed in "participatory" democracy. Supposedly he only believed in the "people" and not in those elected by them to make decisions.

Of course, at the time he had a plural National Assembly that wanted to discuss things and the like, which went against his vary autocratic and dictatorial nature, so the word participatory would come out of his mouth every ten words.

 

Not any more!

Because the "people" decided in December in a referendum that they did not want many changes to the Constitution, but instead of accepting the decision of the "participatory" democracy associated with a referendum Chavez simply went back to the only form of participatory democracy he likes: He participates the people what it is he wants, independent of the illegality.

Because yesterday after midnight the Venezuelan National Assembly approved the Organic Bill for the Organization and Management of the Territory, which contains the same concepts rejected by the "people" in last December's referendum.

The Bill gives Hugo the autocrat (dictator) the right to be the "supreme authority on the organization and management of the territory" conducting public policy in the building of a socialist geographical space", all concepts rejected in the referendum and thus in violation of what people voted.

The Bill also gives Chavez the authority to name the same "Regional Authorities" that voters said last December they did not want, a new position which represents Chavez in the regions and have a hierarchy above the elected Governors of the country.

There are other morsels, like the whole territory of the country is defined as "public utility" and all subject to expropriation, also a concept rejected in the December referendum.

So, when people come and tell me Venezuela is a democracy because Chavez was elected, they better be prepared t tell me how it is that Chavez can ignore the vote of a referendum and legislate at will what the people rejected explicitly.

Of course, they will just go on a tangent that simply demonstrates that they are Dictator lovers with no democratic principles or beliefs in human rights.

But we knew that even before this or the 26 Bills approved by Chavez the autocrat (dictator) under his enabling Bill were passed without consultation.

Because in the end, Venezuela ceased being a democracy long ago, when Chavez began walking the gray areas he is not afraid to step of these days. And as rights and laws are violated the fascists of the left continue to raise their ugly heads to defend the indefensible.



8:46:50 AM    comment []


For some reason, probably not innocent, all public files with the Maisanta program online end up corrupt or useless. So, here is another try. I have placed the file over here, it is called santaines and it is about 300 MB. It is an .exe file. You download it and run it and it will install the Maisanta database in all its infamous glory on your PC. No Mac version available. I tried it, it takes about an hour with Cantv ADSL (ABA) and it works!

2:08:39 AM    comment []

Wednesday, October 01, 2008


---Hugo Chavez orders one million computers from Portugal. Of course, these are nothing more than modified Classmate PCs manufactured in Portugal under license from Intel. The price was not revealed, but I do hope Chavez drove a hard bargain, those PCs are sold in Portugal (without subsidy) for 285 Euros (US$ 391.6 at todays exchange rate). But you can find it in Amazon for  US$ 359.1. Of course, I am assuming there were no robolutionary intermediaries in the transaction.


---And Chavez called the US economic policies a sinking ship, criticizing the printing of money and the easy mortgages. This from a man that has increased the money supply in five years from US$ 14 billion to US$ 78 billion and recently passed a Bill allowing people to get mortgages with no down payment!


---And then Chavez praises the Caracas Stock Exchange because it is now disconnected from the New York Stock Exchange. That is like saying the dinosaurs are disconnected from the Earth. Hugo Chavez and his policies destroyed the Caracas Stock Exchange. When he got to power in 1998, daily volume in stocks was US$ 10-20 million, it is down to half a million these days, as the market ahs become simply irrelevant. Not one company has come public in recent years (5?) as the stock market becomes an irrelevant business for local brokers.


---And in another robolutionary tidbit, Podemos Deputy Juan Molina denounced that Chavista Deputy Hiroshima Bravo collects two salaries every month, one from the National Assembly ad the other form the tax office. I guess that is the reason why they named her Head of the Finance Committee last year, she certainly knows how to count her money.


---And investigations on the suitcase case Maletagate are very advanced according to the Prosecutor. Well, in the US they are already holding a trial of crimes that took place after the suitcase and here things are very advanced That is Venezuelan Justice, if it exists.

 


---Yesterday, I wrote about the opposition President of the Universidad de Los Andes Student Council, who asked for asylum at the Vaticans Embassy and his rights and the laws are not being respected. Today the opposition President of the student council of Universidad del Zulia was killed by twenty shots from a car that intercepted the path of the vehicle transporting him. It may be coincidental, but it is certainly very convenient for the Government!


10:39:07 PM    comment []


Nixon Moreno was an opposition student leader who was ready to win the elections for student council at the Universidad de Los Andes when the Government canceled the elections saying they should be supervised by the Electoral Board. Demonstrations followed the cancelation and then the Government charged Moreno with raping a police women. Moreno asked for asylum from the Vatican which he got after the Vatican investigated the case. So far, the Venezuelan Government has refused to grant him asylum, the Electoral Board did not allow him to run for office in his own State of Merida arguing he does not reside in that State (Neither do dozens of Chavista candidates all over the country) and the busy Comptroller is trying to invalidate his Bachelors degree by doing an exhaustive investigation on how Moreno passed his last few courses remotely from the Vatican's Embassy. This is simply further harassment and violation of Moreno's rights. Today, Teodoro Petkoff addresses the issue of how the Chavez Government ignores treaties and international law and acts like Dictators of the past and present.


A Time of Rats by Teodoro Petkoff in Tal Cual


What officialdom is doing with Nixon Moreno goes beyond the limits of being a mean thing. But it gives you a good measure of the moral fiber of the people of the Venezuelan Government. There are those that slander Nixon and there are those who are silent, even if they now what a despicable thing the whole thing is. But the worst one is the maximum leader. The one that has no qualms in pointing out publicly that Nixon is a "rapist". It is the problem of not being named Daniel Ortega. They not only invented an absurd accusation, about the supposed attempt of rape of a policewoman in the middle of a student demonstration and with hundreds of witnesses that deny such a fabrication, but now the Government is denying him safe passage to leave the Vatican's Embassy, where he has been under asylum and travel abroad. In other words, the Government pretends to leave Nixon in jail at the Vatican's Embassy, This is the same thing the Dictator Odria did wit Haya de la Torre during five and a bit years in the Colombian Embassy in Peru and the same as the brutal military dictatorship of Burma maintains in prison in her house the daring fighter for human rights that she denounces and fights. It is the same attitude. It is the same disdain for legality and international agreements. The same disdain for public opinion. Exactly the same contempt for human beings. We are living in times of rats.


7:03:45 PM    comment []

Monday, September 29, 2008




And another brilliant accomplishment of the robolution: Top spot in the list of murder capitals of the world. I am sure some PSF can find some silver lining or positive spin in this...Maybe they will say this is good, after all the opposition is now a majority in Caracas, in time they may kill enough of us to recover their former leadership....

Thanks AM

10:43:24 PM    comment []

Friday, September 26, 2008


Well, corruption does not go any higher than this:

First, the Prosecutor in the Maletagate trial in Miami presented the letter which Guido Antonini wrote to none other than President Hugo Chavez, the supposed savior of the people and sweeper of corruption, which said more or less:

"Dear Commander Chavez, the money stayed at the airport and I stayed there with the promises of those that were in the flight. I saw the Head of Security of PDVSA carry the suitcases on the plane, where there was another suitcase with money already. I am now a man being hunted for something I did not do. Only you can give me the guarantees and a document saying that I left Caracas with that money. I need it to save my good name (sic), I also need two million dollars to pay the lawers.

I joined the trip to talk to Uberti about a deal related with the building of the gas pipeline, but Uberti had no intention to talk to me. He had dinner and saw the movie..I would like you to know that I am very grateful for your help in solving this case"

No wonder Chavez calls him a traitor!

Later, in an audio tape supposedly between the Head of the Venezuelan Intelligence Police General Rangel, accused last week by the US for cooperating in the FARC's drug trafficking, Rangel tells Antonini to stay calm, that he understood his anguish and told him he did not have a copy of the letter to Chavez...but, says Rangel, there is no problem...and we are working to solve the problems down south. Later, Rangel says that he received instructions from the man he wrote the letter to, at which point the Prosecutor asked Antonini who that referred to and  he answered: Hugo Chavez.

Rangel also says "The kid I sent there gave me the information you had, I need you to name someone to take care of the financial part"

Later, in an audio tape between Duran and Antonini, where Antonini mentions the letter to Chavez, Duran tells him: " If you get too close to the sun, you might burn yourself"

The defense began then questioning Antonini and said he had evidence that Antonini and Duran had a disagreement for a US$ 23 million deal for building home in Uruguay. (Which is another story, as this case was raised in Uruguay's press, suggesting they set up a company to build homes in that country with Venezuelan money. The houses we4re never built, but somehow US$ 23 million left the company's account and landed in that of Antonini's wife. This was reported in Uruguay, but it is the first time it is mentioned in the trial or anywhere else)

In another tape, Duran tells him that this is being handled at the very top and that nobody at the middle levels knows about it.

Can it be any juicier, dirtier and clearer than that?

All I am waiting for is Hugo Chavez to come on TV and say parodying a famous US politician many years ago: " I am not a crook"

Corruption does indeed run all the way to the top in Venezuela and the fact that General Rangel is still at his position and nothing is being investigated here simply proves it!


12:44:15 AM    comment []

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

A thinned out Guido Antonini showed up in Court today and basically confirmed a lot that had been said before or that had been dug up by Argentinean newspaper la Nacion.

Among the highlights:

---Antonini confirmed that PDVSA VP Diego Uzcategui asked him two days after the suitcase was caught where the other suitcase with US$ 4.2 million was.Antonini claims he had no idea about it.

---Antonini also confirmed that his suitcase was checked after most of the others were already in the cars.  While his suitcase was being inspected Daniel Uzcategui stayed with him and took some US$ 30,000 from the suitcase at some point.

---He also reiterated what the secretary of Claudio Uberti had said, that Antonini did indeed attend a reception at the Argentinean Presidential palace, the Casa Rosada. At that reception, the Minister of Planning of Argentina greeted him, contradicting the Minister's statement that he does not even know Antonini and Claudio Uberti at that same reception offered him "whatever he wanted from Argentina" because he had done a great favor for that country. At that reception he says Ramirez sees him, but does not say hello to him.

---Antonini testified that both Duran and Kauffmann offered him their jet planes to go to Spain or Israel until the storm over the Maletagate scandal had passed.

---In the tapes played, Duran says that PDVSA will give the money (for Antonini) to the DISIP and these in turn will give it to his lawyers. Duran states that he does not trust Minister of Energy Ramirez, saying "Ramirez and Uzcategui got you into this problem".

No new dramatic revelations, but consistent with what the tapes said and what Duran, who is being accused discussed earlier in the tapes. The Minister of Planning of Argentina has tried to deny knowing Antonini and or his presence at the Presidential Palace, but both Antonini and Uberti's secretary have confirmed it.So far the main facts of the story are consistent with the tapes.

As people have said in the comments: "Pass the popcorn" the robolution will continue to entertain and surprise"


1:41:34 AM    comment []

Tuesday, September 23, 2008


In a nonsensical decision the Venezuelan Government has just ordered all Venezuelan banks to reserve 50% of all and any investments held in Lehman Brothers and-or Merril Lynch.

Recall that many banks had structured notes in US banks and investment banks which were guaranteed with either dollars or securities and which were purchased with depositors money. Because the parallel swap rate had gone down these were worth much less than what appeared in the banks' books, creating huge losses.  However some of these notes were at Lehman Brothers which went bankrupt ten days ago. What makes absolutely no sense is to force these banks to take the loss in Merril Lynch, which has agreed to merge with Bank of America. If the merger goes through, all of the investments in Merril Lynch will be honored, which is obviously not the case in Lehman Brothers.

I can think of at least four banks, and it could be more, that can not survive this unless the owners replace the capital. Basically, if they reserve both Lehman and Merril, they are technically bankrupt, not because of Lehman Brotehrs, but because of this resolution.

I am not sure the Government understands what it just did, but it coudl be the start of a financial crisis...

So much for being immune to the US credit crisis as Chavez claims...

9:19:46 PM    comment []



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