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Monday, October 16, 2006



This is Venezuela's Ambassador to the UN today, calling Hugo Chavez "a sick man" "a bandit" and "an assasin" four years ago on April 12, 2002


Today he says with the same outrage, that Bush is calling President's to vote for Guatemala. Well, Chavez visited some of these same Presidents and offered them presents, contracts and gifts. Essentially, he tried to buy them out, Al Capone style. This guy simply shows that this revolution has the moral consistency of tapioca. He was one of the four leaders of the 1992 coup and was the man who ran against Chavez for President in 2000. He had been trying to get a position back with Chavez since 2002 and held a job with Caldera from 1995 to 1998. What a jerk! What a disgrace!
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So, after ten rounds, Guatemala pulled ahead of Venezuela once again in the vote to occupy a seat in the UN Security Council. Supposedly in the complex language of diplomacy, these ups and down are part of a birds of paradise mating ritual in which the loser is being told to get out of the way, even if we still may like you. But even if former Foreign Minister Roy Chaderton should have the experience to understand such language, his mind has by now been embedded for too long in the empty desert of Chavista rhetoric and ideas, which are quite capable of erasing any signs of intelligence for the sheer absurdity of it all.

Unfortunately or fortunately for Venezuela, all the largesse, all the generosity, all the waste and all the promises, does not appear to have been enough. The Security Council Elections are not organized by a partial electoral Board, a la CNE, which makes up rules or changes them as the process moves along. There are no fingerprint machines at the UN and the vote is so secret that the corresponding nations have no idea as to whether their Ambassador is voting for their choice. It is just a matter of trust.

Thus, Guatemala, a country with few embassies in Asia or Africa, which does not even recognize China as the true representative of the Chinese people, a poor country, managed to stay ahead of Venezuela, a country that has offered favors, contracts, aid and bribes to anyone that would pay attention. And the silly revolutionaries believed the promises and were sure they would top one hundred votes in the first round, a number not reached by far in any of the ten rounds today. Venezuela used to get more votes doing nothing!

But you could tell the whole plan was in trouble when even those that have tried to back the autocrat, found no alternative but to pull out. Madame Bachelet in Chile said only a few weeks ago that it was "natural" for her country to vote for Venezuela; until Venezuelan built military bases in Bolivia would have made it supernatural for that vote to stay the course. And all signs are that her hear was with the revolution, but realpolitik won.

And even the naie and sometime silly, Spanish Primer Minister Zapatero, had no recourse but to back out of supporting Chavez, and surprising everyone by announcing that country's vote for Guatemala. Not that Zapatero is pro-US as his recent snub of the US flag shows, but it is difficult to defend Chavez' democratic credentials by now. You see, setting aside recent sulphuric and somewhat satanic performances at the recent UN meeting, Chavez' Government has simply refused to recognize the elections in Peru and Mexico, establishing a new and spurious criteria of only accepting the elections of his friends and buddies. A peculiar form of democracy and democratic ideals indeed.

Thus, the world is slowly watching and discovering what Venezuelans have known all long and has been the subject of this blog for four years. This Government knows how to buy democracy, but not how to practice it. Witness this weekends rushed inauguration of the Caracas-Tuy train system. A train that stops nowhere, except at the endpoints, because the other stations are simply not ready. A train that will only function a few hours in the morning and the same in the afternoon, because not even the personnel is trained yet. But it had to be readied for electoral purposes.

Oh yes! The train is free! But not for the reason you are thinking with your dirty mind. It is not populism. It is free for the simple reason that the token/ticketing system is not ready yet, it has not been finished. A country that managed to install the most complex, efficient, intimidating and useless fingerprint electoral system in the world in only six weeks in 2004, is incapable of doing the same thing for a simple pay-and-spit-the-token-system for the trains. It is just a matter of priorities and devious attention to the right problem. Politics always rules. It just sounds neat to make it free, to the jealousy of most of Venezuela who could care less about that train.

And we come down to the subject of accountability. Will the Venezuelan people make the Government pay for it? How much did this experiment in making the Lieutenant grandiose cost us? How many promises? How much was promised? How much was paid? Of course, we will never know who reneged on their promises.

What was clear is that we as a country have lost many, many friends in the last few weeks. Hopefully, the Lieutenant will lose an equal fraction of intended votes between now and Dec. 3d. He deserves it.


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