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Tuesday, October 24, 2006



Today, Foreign Minister Nicolas Maduro, gave a long press conference where he clearly stated that a number of options are being considered and that Venezuela will not desist of its candidacy unless Guatemala withdraws first and the US “cease its gross pressure and blackmail” as opposed I guess to Chavez’ own gross pressure and true blackmail.


But... then comes silly Evo Morales and announces that not only is Venezuela giving up its candidacy in favor of Bolivia's, but that he talked “last night” to Venezuela’s Ambassador Julio Montes (The guy that that wants to bleed for the Bolivian revolution, forgetting than in the Bolivarian revolution, the only bleeders are those hat oppose it) and to Chavez himself, who told him that since Venezuela could not get the two thirds majority, he is giving it up in favor of Bolivia.

Thus, it appears as if Maduro, as he was putting up a tough revolutionary face and show in front of the press, had already been short-circuited or ignored by his boss the almighty autocrat. It certainly appears as if Venezuela and Bolivia don’t speak the same language, as their leaders and Ministers contradict themselves almost daily (remember the 2, 10 or 20 border forts depending on who you talked to

This is actually a somewhat sad ending to the whole affair. Had Chavez been willing to talk to Guatemala both countries could have withdrawn and an alternative found, which would have given both Guatemala and Venezuela a graceful exit. Now, Guatemala says it is still in the race and it seems hard to believe Venezuela can endorse Bolivia all of its votes. Thus, it looks like Guatemala will win tomorrow, taking along the “myth” of “knee on the ground”, “defeating the empire” and Venezuela’s “independence and “strength”. In fact, this sounds so much like that fateful night on Feb. 4th 1992, where Chavez had his “knee on the ground”, but in the end chickened out, as he has every time things have gotten tough in his life.

What will Maduro say tomorrow? Bet on "The Empire has been defeated", "We fought with dignity" and "Evo misunderstood Chavez". Sooooo predictable!

But in the end, the position was Venezuela's to lose and clearly Chavez managed to do everything in his power to lose, by showing the same lack of respect for people and institutions that he has shown Venezuelans for the last eight years.

(Peruvians can at least keep a secret for a while longer, as a Deputy from that country’s Congress who supported Ollanta Humala’s candidacy revealed today, four months after the election of Alan Garcia, that the Venezuelan Embassy gave former Presidential candidate Ollanta Humala four million dollars for his campaign. Chavez has always denied this, but I imagine the money came from Chavez’ pocket money and family’s wealth, no?)


10:02:21 PM    comment []



---Bolivian Minister of Defense on the agreement to have Venezuela finance and build 10 or 20 military forts: “These agreements are not to attack anyone, nor to defend ourselves from anyone, these is related to the new times we are living in”


Well, I knew of military forces to attack or defend, but the only neutral army I know is the Swiss Army, and they do defend the Pope, no? So what's the point?

---Manuel Rosales challenging Chavez to a debate: “I request of Fidel (Castro) that he give permission and advice Chavez to accept the debate”

I guess Rosales is busy in the campaign trail; dead men don’t give permission or argue with anyone

---PPT leader on a possible debate between Chavez and Rosales: “You and the country, all of you know the characteristics of President Chavez and those of Rosales, in a debate now, Rosales would be defeated, it would be a fight of a donkey against a tiger”

These guys can’t even keep their logic straight for a single sentence, if he mentions Chavez first and Rosales second, and then says donkey versus tiger, guess who is the donkey? I bet he does not even get it yet…

---Minister of Communications William Lara after the Cabinet today: Chavez is the most democratic President of Venezuela’s Republican life”

Two coups, three years advocating the overthrow of the Government, does not accept debate, never talks to the opposition, does not recognize democratically elected Presidents that are not his friends. Ummm, did he forget to say in this century?

---Meteorological Service this morning (Can’t find link): “There will be rains once again this afternoon in the Valley of Caracas”.

It did not rain for the first time in the last ten afternoons.

---Three Venezuelan Deputies from the 100% controlled Chavez controlled National Assembly participated today in the take over of a Coca Cola plant, threatening to expropriate the company if they don’t pay the workers what they say they are due.

The case has been in the Courts for years, but there has been no decision, I guess the Deputies do not trust the Chavista overhauled Justice System.


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