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Friday, June 13, 2008


This week we saw the completion of the introduction of Hugo Chavez 6.0 a more user friendly, gentler beta version of the well-known Hugo Chavez system. The new version is, like all previous even numbered versions, an attempt to remove some of the confrontational issues of the odd numbered versions. However, as all other previous even versions, this one is likely to be short-lived and replaced by a more robust and intransigent version.

The biggest change in the new version is that it is not FARC friendly. All previous support of belligerence and armed revolt has been eliminated and support is only available for total surrender in exchange for very little. The new version is not only not FARC friendly, but it is attempting to remove all FARC hostages at the same time, an incredible twist given the previous versions required swapping of hostages on a one to one basis with a hierarchy of demands.

We found the private sector friendly part of the system quite buggy and it seems as if it was rushed to market. In fact, the system seems to be discriminating between local and foreign private sectors. On trials on Tuesday and Wednesday the system gave responses that were far from robust and consistent. On Tuesday, the foreign private sector was not accepted on input, while on Wednesday there were repeated requests for foreign investment input.

While the system attempts to remove some of the rough edges of previous versions, we found it to be difficult to interact with. First of all, there appeared to be little to interact with beyond the more friendly user interface, but little at the core of the system. After using the interface for hours, there seemed to be little behind it except from very simple operations like the elimination of the financial transaction tax and some minor reductions in transfer times for the foreign exchange conversion system, which in the end is a simple eight-byte system with no sophistication.

The interface of the system with the opposition has turned out to be quite unstable and buggy. The system appears to separate private sector from opposition, ignoring the large overlap between the two. Moreover, it seems to be quite incompatible with PSUV sectors, which find the new version to be too conservative and unstable for their taste. PSUV users have found too many conflicts with the new version and have decided not to switch to the new version and even change brands, This would create two sectors of users which HG Inc. is not willing to support as the systems will not be made backwards compatible as in previous versions.

New users who appeared to be switching to Hugo Chavez 6.0 on Wednesday night, found the system jokes offensive and cynical and expressed doubts that they will really switch at the end even if they were offered half of the US$ 1 billion joint venture fund in order to change systems.

Those that have performed extensive testing of the system, found that the use of the same old quirky eight-byte CPU Chavez unit limits the possibilities of success of the system, which they found to be limited, unstable and containing both numeric and alphanumeric inconsistencies.

The new Chavez 6.0 system also suffers from limited networking compatibility, and seems to be able to connect only to the same peripherals that have been part of the Chavez system for the last ten years.

In our testing, we found the Hugo Chavez 6.0 system to be too unstable to last and expect a new more traditional version to surface in the next few months more in line with the previous long lasting, odd numbered versions in which all of the user friendly, gentle features are once again removed.

We do not recommend the Hugo Chavez 6.0 system for either corporate, personal, sovereign or revolutionary use. We suggest users await for the new version and once again get used to it however quirky, difficult to deal with and disgusting it may be. Prospective profits and gifts may be the same under all systems, thus switching represents no real advantage for those just seeking profits. There seems to be no alternatives out there at this time with a chance of replacing any of the current active versions of the Hugo Chavez system in any case.


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