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Wednesday, October 29, 2008


Today Venezuela launched the Simon Bolivar satellite. Or did it?

Actually, today the Chinese launched a satellite called Simon Bolivar for which the Venezuelan Government paid US$400 million to have the Chinese build it.

Good deal for the Chinese, I Haven't bought a communications satellite lately, but I am sure the Chinese made a bundle selling it and selling consulting and training going forward.

Supposedly, this satellite makes us more independent. Sure, we have an independent communications satellite, but it gives us little independence as if we don't pay the Chinese I am sure they will turn everything off.

To make the scene even more bizarre, we were told by the autocrat himself that our scientists (which ones?) will use this satellite somehow. I guess they will make phone calls or connect to the Internet or something like that. This contrasts with the statements by Evo Morales, who was invited to the launch, that he hopes the satellite favors the indigenous people of Latin America.

Jeez, this satellite is certainly quite versatile if it will satisfy both needs. It certainly has no remote sensing capabilities.

To complete the tour of ignorance and misleading statements, we were told that it is the Ministry of Science and Technology that runs the project.

Another giant step for ignorance and false advertising in Venezuela.

What's next? Self sufficiency in food by buying Argentinean farms and importing their production?


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