A brief introduction to Hell
Human Resources. Who decided that the Personnel Department was too warm/fuzzy and that Human Resources would be a better name for the department? Did Faith Popcorn decide that those damn employees better straighten up and that a little reminder that the firm considers it's employees to be in the same category as pig iron would do the trick?
Today we had a presentation on leadership from our HR wonder twins. Mind you, these people have the leadership skills of a pair of syphlitic monkeys. I have actually heard one of them say "We want to partner with you". There is not enough cheap ass bourbon on the planet to get me to "partner" with them.
So we had to sit through this PowerPoint presentation. They also choose to read through each slide of the PowerPoint presentation, one can only assume that they did not believe that the assembled group of resources could count literacy amoung their "Core Compentencies". In addition, they provided us with natty little binders containing each and every slide of the PowerPoint presentation. Fuckity fuck.
On an unrelated note, our stock price continues to drop.
10:48:14 PM 
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