Wednesday, September 18, 2002

Elizabeth Hurley - Overpowered Girl Mmmmmmmmm. Liz Hurley. Liz is the ultimate Overpowered girl. Here's a brief rundown of why Liz is better than you in every conceivable way: 1)She's hot Oh man. She is so hot. Just looking at her picture makes me want to hump her. Her humpability is just astonishing. I mean, she's like 50 years old, yet she's soo hot. 2)She's rich While the Overpowered team has no problem with hot poor girls (see yesterday's update), hot rich girls are just better. 'Cause they can buy me drugs and Aston Martins. And blimps. And blimp docks. And monkeys. 3)She's English Or British, I don't know which. And before any of you nincompoops send me any emails informing me that Britain includes England, Wales, and some damn island nobody has ever heard of, my ignorance on this matter is entirely by choice. I don't care what the difference between English and British is. Anyways, to an American, a hot chick with an English accent is super hot. Now I imagine that if I were to spend any time in England, or possibly even in Britain, that accent probably would get annoying, along with the English themselves. But since I don't hear it that often, it's charming. 4)She's horny I was talking to my friend Jordy, and he told me that Liz was totally horny. And I was like, how do you know? And he's all "you know she has a baby, right? You know how they make babies, right?" So I puched him wicked hard. But then I though about it and he's right. She must be totally horny. Man, I want to hump her. 7:23:56 AM    comment []