Who do I root for?

Judges for the infamous Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals heard more arguments regarding the odd case of Stephen Cohen's theft of sex.com from its rightful owner back in 2000. One wonders just how valuable this domain name could be when anybody surfing for porn would assume that the site would be complete garbage. The Raven snuck a peek and was surprised to see that instead of endless pop-up traps and banner ads, the site is a portal structured along the lines of Yahoo. Well, except for the fact that the categories read like the sub-index of the DSMIV under "sexual dysfunction." So in the current appeal, Cohen argues that the $65 million judgement against him amounts to "slavery" and a "death sentence." Well, that's the penalty for stealing a Web site. Didn't the little hyper British dude explain that to you?