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Senator Fuck
In taking a good close look at character issues, it is quickly becoming apparent that John Kerry is the sort of man who will say something naughty when he falls on his ass. The amusing story from Saturday is for some reason being played for political points by some conservative sources. Will that work? Would you really trust a man who won't swear when he busts his kiester? You NewsMax!
Well, it turns out Hillary Clinton isn't the only one to use abusive language against Secret Service agents. Foulmouthed John "F." Kerry, noted for his obscenity-laced Web site and naughty interview with Rolling Stone, is at it again.
The New York Times reported today that Kerry rammed into one of his protectors, fell down and had himself a snow sandwich.
Owwww. The most painful flip-flop of all.
"When asked about the mishap a moment later, he said sharply, 'I don't fall down,' then used an expletive to describe the agent who 'knocked me over.'"
Outrageous, huh? Yes it is. Because this was not just any ordinary agent, it was an agent of the Secret Service, a man who at any time could be called upon to sacrifice his own life to save a foulmouthed liberal like "F". Take it away, Rush.
Kerry said, "I never fall. Secret Service agent hit me and made me go down," and then offered an expletive, cursed out the Secret Service agent sworn to protect his life! He's cursing! While George Bush is defending the world and honoring those who join us in the War on Terror, John Kerry is cursing his Secret Service agent for making him take fall on the slopes!
I'm going to tell you something, folks. The FCC is getting real tight on this indecency stuff. We're going to install a delay on this program for when we take John Kerry live. This guy can't be trusted. He says the word F-ing in Rolling Stone magazine. He's out there, "Liars!" You never know what he's going to say. So we're installing a special Kerry delay for whenever we carry him live because this guy is high off the reservation many times. And we'll call it the Kerry F-ing Delay, or the F-ing Kerry Delay, and I know we're going to have to use it.
Heh, heh. Just in case you are stunned - stunned! - beyond belief by Senator Foulmouth, Rush gives you a link where you can go and see for yourself that Kerry really did say fuck! (Mature readers only). Ridiculous? Well, yeah, but this might be the point. Could this really be a campaign primarily geared to the insane. From the Boston Globe.
Bush campaign officials expressed confidence in recent days that they are successfully sullying Kerry's image and defining him in voters' minds as a flip-flopper who says whatever he thinks voters want to hear. Republican operatives even circulated to reporters and party members news of Kerry's jab at his Secret Service escort -- which Kerry aides say the senator made in jest. "It's perfect material showing that Kerry will say anything, and can't control what he says," one Republican strategist said.
update: I learned later today that Kerry said "son of a bitch." Not fuck. Oh. | 
