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Horrifying Last Minute Shocker
Making my final pundit round-up this morning, I came across a very frightening story at the always reliable Men's News Dailey. It is unfortunate that I have already voted, but I post this in hopes of giving pause to those of you who have not already been to the polls.
The piece, by well known fire hydrant collector Brian Voss, begins with a discussion of his bathroom habits, and an explanation as to why he would be in possession of a left wing rag like Rolling Stone. And then
...as I sat on the toilet just minutes ago I made a startling observation on the cover of the November 11th Rolling Stone… In the black of John Kerry’s left eye appears an image of a scull and cross bones! This is no joke. I jumped off the toilet and showed it to my colleagues to get confirmation. As it turns out, I’m not the only one seeing this.
Indeed, he is not. Rushing to the lab, I enlarged the photo in question, and found that Brian speaks the truth!
They say that the eyes are the gateway to your soul and I’m not really sure that this is true but this is a scary revelation to me. A man who could possibly be the next President of our country is on the cover of one of America’s most liberal magazines, that promotes drugs, sex and the liberal way and he appears to have the sign of death and destruction in his left eye.
The sign of death and destruction in his left eye! God knows what he has in his right eye. And I believe this gives renewed credence to the rumors that have been leaking out that the man has 666 tattooed on his butt. | 
