Monday, November 08, 2004

Operation Phantom Fury Begins Hold it right there, dickhead. Yeah, I'm talking to you, ya swarthy piece of shit. That's my girl you're messing with. Now I'm going to fuck you up big time. Huh. You think Suha Arafat was mad? I'll show you mad. What was he doing, darlin'? Looked like he was trying to feel you up. He was? Now I'm really furious. I pity you, bozo. Hey, The Phantom may not have any super powers, but you know what he's got? A baseball bat. That's right, The Phantom's mighty Louisville Slugger, and I'm going to wail on your Fallujahn ass with that motherfucker. Yeah, you're right, you're right, I'm smiling. Know why I'm smiling? I'm smiling cause I'm thinking just how funny it's going to be to watch you try to walk out of here with two broken legs. 1:36:25 PM    comment []

Suha Arafat Speaks Out Hey. See this hand? This hand can smack you a good one, I'll tell you that. Don't you raise your voice to me, I'll open up a can of whip ass, dribble you like one of those big brown balls. I'm not kidding. You think I'm kidding? You better hope I'm kidding. But I'm not, I'll tell you that. I'll bury you alive, just like you want to bury Yasser. Yasser, I'll tell you without a smile on my face. I know karate. I'll chop you like a block of wood. Perhaps you think I jest. Is that your problem? Do not be fooled by my pleasant demeanor. I am ready to strike like the fearsome asp. Abu Ammar is alive, which is more than I can say for you, should you chose to continue in your efforts to incur my wrath. The wrath of Suha is legendary, I'll tell you that. 11:05:08 AM    comment []