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Operation Phantom Fury Given Even Worse Name: 'Operation Dawn'
Happy? What would suggest to you that I might be happy? Check my furrowed brow, moron - does that look happy to you? Now just be gone. Can't you see that I'm up to my ass in alligators?
Obviously you don't need my help with your little assault. You've got the mighty muscle men of Allawi's miltia. It's clear that The Phantom would be of little use to you. Not when you've got grinning pop musicians on your side.
"It is true that we grin a lot," said Telma Hopkins, speaking from a Felujah bunker, "but that's just because we are so thrilled to be able to serve our country at a time like this. For some reason people think we're a little wimpy, but I've seen Tony beat a man to death with his own leg."
"I had to do it, Telma. That Uday was a really bad man," replied Orlando, while picking shards of shrapnel from Joyce's backside. "Guess you won't be shaking that groove thing again any time soon." | 
