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Last Gasp of Moderation Hits The Rocky Road to Redemption

The final scraps of moderating influence have finally been swept out of the White House door by the might broom of change. Colin Powell, who purportedly once told Bush that he was wrong about something or another, was seen this morning entering the long black Cadillac of destiny. Before departing from the driveway of despair, Powell rolled down the windows of secrecy, and turned up the radio of freedom really loud. Unfortunately there was nothing on but a really crappy oldies station, so Powell jammed in a CD of Tom Waits 'Real Gone' and peeled out, leaving nothing behind but the dust of disillusionment. |