Thursday, November 18, 2004

Clinton, Bush & Bush Get High, Have Real Nice Time President Clinton points out Presidential Legacy while President Bush giggles and the other President Bush admires Presidential Finger. President Bush joined with his former President Dad and former President Clinton today in Little Rock, Arkansas today, for the dedication of Clinton's Presidential Library, and according to White House spokesman Scott McClellan, "they all had a real good Presidential time". According to sources close to Clinton, former President Carter started the festivities off by breaking out the Presidential Hash Pipe and a nice chunk of Presidential Moroccan Gold. Presidents 41, 42, and 43 then played a Presidential Practical Joke on Carter, telling him that he had an urgent call from Kofi Annan on the Presidential Hot Line over at the Presidential Refreshment Stand. The three remaining Presidents than scurried off with the Presidential Hash Pipe, leaving President Carter stranded with the Presidential Wives, while they smoked the Presidential Gold in peace behind the great big Presidential Hidin' Wall. 4:58:05 PM    comment []

What kept you doing it, Tommy? Leave me alone, why doncha, you and your bullshit dreams of ethics. What have you ever done make you feel you know so much think you can roll a charge at me? I was an exterminator, long time ago, now I'm here on top yeah cause I know a thing or two. Not crazy, just a man who won't be pushed, I do the pushing. I know the filth. I know about the breeding and that if you don't take care of it quick and take care of it good then you're fucked real final. Maybe you think you're a smart guy, coupla degrees and a shiny black Cadillac. You don't know shit. Cause behind that fancy chrome oven where you heat your beans they're breeding and you won't think of getting down on your knees to take care of it. "I can see it's coming on now Clancy. Yeah you're a cop and you've got to DO SOMETHING. No that gun won't do you a bit of good. Better put it away. You don't believe in that gun anymore Clancy. You don't believe in that badge neither nor the work you're doing. What kept you doing it Clancy? It was the feeling you were on set knowing you had a part in the film and the film covered you just like the white stuff covers a junkie he don't mind shaving and dressing. And you didn't mind doing these things so long as the film covered you why you were on the cops. Well the film isn't there any more Clancy the spring is gone from your sap strength sags from your good right arm cold and wooden your fingers... Time to turn in your cop suit to the little Jew who will check it off in his books."                                        - William Burroughs, Exterminator 1:49:44 PM    comment []