VO #66 - Elvis in Paradise, now
on-line.
EP: What's all this Virtual
Occoquan nonsense?
JC: It's good Elvis. Real
good. Can you read?
EP: Course I can read. But you
go on and tell me about it, seeing how excited you are and all.
JC: Well, it starts off with a
new piece by Mark Hoback called 'Poke Chop', and then...
EP: I love poke chops!
JC: I know you do, Elvis. And
then there's a real pretty picture from Steve Raker...
EP: Picture?
JC: Right. Followed by a piece
by Katy Hipke on babies...
EP: I love babies!
JC: Ah, I don't know Elvis,
you might want to skip this one. Then there's Birdie...
EP: Once knew a girl named
Birdie. She was made of fried chicken.
JC: And?
EP: Couldn't stand her.
JC: Mmm. Election analysis?
From a mouse? By Susan McNerney?
EP: Man, she writes that
animal shit. Reptiles. I hate that.
JC: Karen Murphy's got a
Quaker wedding...
EP: I hate weddings!
JC: With lesbians?
EP: Might read it.
JC: Good, Elvis. It's all
about peace, love and understanding...
EP: Oh, man, forget it. What
else you got?
JC: Paul Hinrichs. This is
good, Elvis. Funny too. It's got a joke.
EP: A joke? Think the boys
will like it?
JC: They might, E. And then
there's...
EP: All your jabberin' is
startin' to make me hungry.
JC: Gregorious, and Jack
McGeehin, and one of my favorites, the Preacher, and...
EP: Can't take your advice on
a preacher. You like 'em all.
JC: Give me a break, Elvis. I
do not! There's, uh, Dana Pattillo...
EP: Man, that's one weird ass
picture!
JC: Yeah, it is...
EP: What the hell is this
World O'Crap?
JC: It's about Peggy Noonan...
EP: Never heard of her. Next.
JC: David Fox. He writes about
hospitals. You were in a few, right?
EP: Yeah, yeah, yeah. What
else?
JC: Molly South. You'll like
this. A big picture of legs.
EP: Chicken legs? Man, got me
an appetite...
JC: Chicken legs are
good... then there's, uh, no, you probably don't want to read Steve Krodman,
but it does have a bunny joke...
EP: I like bunnies.
Fricasseed.
JC: ...and Maxine... well, she
has an elephant...
EP: Never ate one of those.
Never say never. Hey, is this an animal issue?
JC: Not really, but we do end
with Mark and Katy...
EP: Just forget it, Jesus. I'm
warmin' up the Caddy. Why don't we take a cruise down to the White Castle?
JC: Yeah, that's probably a
better idea... |
