Rumsfeld Does the Big Dog Dance
Donald Rumsfeld was reportedly feeling on top
of the world Friday after George Bush told him 'you the man' and gave him an
enormous hat.
The elated Rumsfeld then went on to make an
utter mockery of departing Human Services Secretary Tommy G. Thompson
farewell speech.
"For the life of me," he said, "I cannot
understand why the terrorists have not attacked our food supply because it
is so easy to do."
"Oh yeah, it's so easy to do,"
Rumsfeld shouted. "Maybe you should give 'em your PowerPoint slides and help
the poor guys out a little. You don't understand? Maybe it's because some of
us have great big balls, Tommy boy, and are ready to rumble should they
attempt such a dastardly deed." Rumsfeld then proceeded to jump onto the
stage, and drove Thompson away from the podium, mercilessly poking him with
his black belt level fingers of steel.
"Oww, oww, oww," cried Thompson, before
taking a swipe at Rumsfeld's enormous hat.
"Missed me, missed me, now you've got to
kiss me," taunted Rumsfeld. "Well, not really."
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