President Bush Makes
Surprising Pick for Energy
In a surprising move at the Energy Department,
President Bush announced today that he has chosen Invigoral™
to head his second term efforts.
"We've got a lot we want to do in the next
four years," said White spokesman Scott McClellan, "and Invigoral™
will help us do it. The small, easy to swallow capsules increase our energy
level and metabolism without any of the stomach upset or nervousness you get
with a lot of other products. It would be injudicious for me to mention
those other products by name, but... lean a little closer - Vivarin." |
