Could 2004 MN4 Be The Face
of Satan?
When NASA Chaplin Dan Whitaker peers through his
mighty telescope at the asteroid known as 2004-MN4, he lets lose with a tiny
shudder. For what he sees could well be the 3rd Trumpet Judgment, and the
space rock could be none other than Wormwood.
"Well, it's common knowledge that Satan was
cast out of the heavens," Whitaker explains. "But we now know that he was
actually on the planet Rahab, which he tore the shit out of, thus creating
the Asteroid belt. And one of the asteroids that he still is partial too is
the rock known as Wormwood. That is the object announced by the 3rd great
trumpet blast. Below, you can see a picture of 2004-MN4 that I developed
using an infrared telescope."
"Looks like a face doesn't it? But not a face like any other, oh no. Let's
digitally enhance it."
"In this rendering, we have attempted to accentuate the frightening
'eyeball' regions, as well as add a tad more infrared. What's that below
those evil eyes? Could it be a huge gaping mouth? Let's add some devil red
lipstick, and clean up that horn area."
"Whoa, Jeez, I wish I hadn't done that. Guess I better forget about sleeping
tonight." |
