Liza Falls Out of Her Bed And Into Your Heart

Performing at a South Miami bedroom in the
exclusive Nariz del Snot neighborhood, glamorous star of screen and stage
Miss Liza Minnelli fell out of bed and bumped her cute little nose. She
immediately donned a black sequined nightgown and launched into a dramatic
reading of 'No One Is Alone' which left the house stunned.
Gabe Marquiel, owner of the Nariz del Snot
estate where Minnelli was staying remarked that "it's remarkable and
memorable enough to have a woman like Miss Liza Minnelli fall out of your
bed, but then to get a Sondheim number... that's really special." |