Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Led Fuckin Zepplin to Be Honored at Grammies, Man It's about time man that it was ackno achnow admitted to the world man that the Zep is the heaviest fuckin band there ever was and that there ever will be and then some. That's the thing that just boggles the mind you know is what the hell took so long? Like duh. Get this there was just another poll over in England for the best song of all time and like big surprise it was Zep doing Stairway to Heaven that was like hands down. You know? Mary Mother and Joseph they were an awesome band. I mean like when Bonzo who's like the greatest Drummer Of All Time would do the 20-minute drum solos like on Moby Dick or whatever and then Jimmy Page who was way too cool to have a nickname although some of us called him 'String Bean' when he would attack his axe man you'd think his fucking fingers would fall off and then that guy I don't remember what his name is but he could play some kick ass bass. And then there's that homo Robert Squealer Plant on vocals I never like to look at his face cause it would freak me out you know but yeah he was a pretty good singer and no band is perfect not even The Zep although they were pretty damn close. 11:32:40 AM    comment []