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Rumsfeld: North Korea Has No WMDs
Pausing to take a few questions from reporters
during his stopover in Iraq today, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld
stated definitively that North Korea has neither atomic weapons or the
capacity to produce them.
"Golly, they are a cute little
people," remarked Rumsfeld. "But that Kim Jong is just a puppet to the
people. It's not Jong that we don't like, it's the people of the country.
Frankly they smell like fish. And they always want to elect a tough guy
leader. Beats me why. Maybe they feel a little bad about the way they...
odiferate. Is that a word? Well, it is now. Anyway, it's time to focus our
vision on countries that matter, like Togo." |
