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Monday, February 14, 2005

happy valentine's day



9:58:59 PM    comment []

Howard Dean Makes Verbal Gaffe

In an unguarded moment during a luncheon today with other top party officials, new DNC Chair Howard Dean accidentally used the word po-tah-to to describe the brown-skinned tuber that he wished to have along side his steak. New York Republican state GOP Chairman Stephen Minarik was quick to pounce on this verbal gaffe. "Howard Dean is the personification of today's national Democratic Party - elite, radical, out-of-control, and sadly out-of-touch with ordinary Americans. Real people call those things potatoes. Po-tah-to, man that is so French. I bet he eats to-mah-tos on his cheeseburgers. That is, if he eats cheeseburgers at all."

Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist agreed. "Hoo hah, that's a good one. Po-tah-to. I'll bet those Demoncrats are worried now. Earth to Dean - them things is called taters".


4:34:13 PM    comment []

I was talking to my television co-host the other day when he said something that just grilled my cheese. "Hannity," he says, "I don't think any of your stupid listeners have ever completed one of your puzzles. That's pretty sad". "Colmes," I told him, "You're the stupid one. My puzzles may be hard, but you liberals are the only ones that have the time to sit around doing word games. My listeners have jobs". Which is the truth. On the other hand, I know just how much folks like to complete a good Jumble, so today, I'm presenting my new 'Sean's Simple But Fun Jumble' , which you can complete while waiting for the light turn from red to green. Enjoy!
 

Unscramble these letters to form common words and names. Then take the letters from the red dashes to discover today's final solution. It's fun!!
Today's big clue:

Newt was one, but he didn't know it.
 
Affectionate touching of the buttocks __  __  __ ATP
Flaming home of Hillary __  __  __ PTI
A dog, cat, or gerbil __   __  __ EPT
Colmes must be smoking this __  __  __ TOP

The final solution:
Newt was one, but he didn't know it:  __  __  __  __

10:23:58 AM    comment []



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