Senator Delay Narrowly Avoids Disaster
Liberal butcher Ed Fern unsuccessfully
attempts to kick Delay's sorry ass.
Refusing to respond to his twenty-third
corruption charge since the November elections, unsavory House majority
leader Tom Delay castigated the left wing media for 'wasting the American
people's time with the truth'.
"You can't handle the truth," he bellowed to
the large cheering crowd who had turned out to see him and other
entertainers celebrities people at a 'Christ
Values Coalition' rally in Houston. As Delay began to squat down in a visual
demonstration of what secularists would like to do to the constitution, a
liberal disguised as a regular working class Joe rushed onto the stage and
attempted to kick the Senator's ass.
"Protect your buttocks! Protect your
buttocks!," shouted the horrified onlookers, giving him enough time to avoid
the lawless foot hurtling towards his derriere. The assailant, identified as
liberal meat-cutter Ed 'Happy' Fern from El Paso, was quickly dragged off by
large Polynesians, but not before being bitch-slapped by the senator, and
told, "Christ might turn the other cheek, but not Tom Delay." |
