Pissed Off Woman Found in
Wendy's Chili Vat
A body that police believe belongs to the
mysterious finger found in a bowl of Chili in San Jose was found at a chili
processing plant in San Bernardino late Friday night. The discovery was made
by plant manager Dave Berringer, who is quoted as telling the police "Holy
cow! There's a girl in my chili'.
The body is that of thirty-two year old
musician Petra Haden, who admits to losing the finger after falling into the
vat of delicious Wendy's chili after walking through "absolutely the wrong
door" when she stopped for a late night snack at what she thought was an all
night Wendy's franchise.
"It looked just like a regular Wendy's,
except for being about eighty yards long and having all metal siding," said
Haden. "What the hell do I know? After all, this is San Bernardino." Haden,
who has achieved recognition as a vocalist and violinist ("make that a
former violinist") is asking for the return of her finger, and payment of
the $100,000 reward from Wendy's for identifying the digit. |
