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Sunday, May 01, 2005

 Lawsuit Filed Against Jennifer Wilbanks

Polly Sue Evans has filed the first of what experts believe will be numerous lawsuits against runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks. Ms. Evans is suing to recover $700 for the cost of her bridesmaid dress, and an additional $10,000 for pain and suffering brought on by "having to be caught dead in the damn thing."

"When I thought that she had been kidnapped - and as Fox News said, horribly slaughtered - I wasn't going to say anything, but now that I know she's alive, I could kill her. She got cold feet, huh? Well, I got cold chills when she told me I had to wear this rag. If I hadn't been one of Jen's fourteen very best friends, I would have told her to go shove it right then and there."

photo from UglyDress.com


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