A Really, Really, Really Unhealthy
Obsession
I'm not sure why it's not all over the
headlines, but I just read in Newsmax about the arrest of the dreaded Sean
Hannity stalker. Well, it's about time. I bet if 52-year-old Miriam Burstein
had been stalking someone like Maureen Dowd, she would have been arrested
long ago. Imagine, following the King of All Blockheads around the country
on his 'Hannitization of America Tour' - if that's not crazy, I don't know
what is.So we head over to the
The Smoking Gun to shift through the details, and do we get an eyeful!
Miriam was busted on her way over to a Manhattan courthouse, where she was
supposed to answer a prior misdemeanor charge of harassing
Hannity. Poor Sean. According to TSG, he told police that "he has been in
fear of physical injury and even death due to the woman's year-long campaign
of terror."
What exactly did Miriam do to so terrify
Mister Right? Uh, all I can find in the police report is that on April 20,
2004 she approached Hannity at a public speaking event, where "defendant
stated, in part and in substance, 'I NEED TO TALK TO YOU NOW'." Oooh,
scary stuff. And then, just this past March, Burstein sent Sean two separate
packages containing letters which said "in part and in substance: a) LOOK
WHAT YOU DID TO ME and b) PLEASE WRITE BACK TO ME, among other statements."
Surely there has got to be more than this, I
think, as I slip on my investigative overcoat and make a beeline to Google.
But the trail turns cold - no mentions of Sean and Miriam, not even any good
leads on anyone stalking Hannity (although copious use of the term on
his show). Then it hits me like a load of bricks. Check out the Hannity
Discussion board.
There it was, in a thread entitled 'Internet
stalker stalks...me!', posted by FEZZILLA, which as everyone knows, is
Hannity's nom de pleur whenever he walks amongst the people.
"I for some reason could not
log on to this forum yesterday but today i'm obviously logged on. Not for
sure what the problem was but i have been threatened by a former friend that
has a possible access to my passward (which will be changed after this post)
that he was going to do things on the forums i'm on that only crazy people
do."
Hannity cleverly has changed his antagonist
into a 'he' in order to keep his cover, but the panic is palatable - he has
had his password compromised, and access to his own forum denied!
"I am being slandered all the
time by this man and its all because i defected from Seventh Day Adventism
and joined a nice loving Pentecostal church located next to where i live. I
told him to leave the issue be and respect my Christian faith without
casting judgment on me or other Christians who keep Sunday as the main
service of worship. This man that is constantly trying to FORCE me to keep
the Sabbath Day is part of the SUNday Conspiracy movement that is lead by
corrupt church leaders who know that their denomination is dated and are
trying to prove it by forcing people to believe that SUNday's coming and
anyone who tries to keep the Sabbath will be stripped down naked and shot
into a pit."
Stripped naked and shot into a pit! Holy cow!
The SUNday conspiracy is truly demonic, and it's leaders are a shadowy lot,
led, many believe, by none other that the anti-Christine, Hillary Clinton.
Miriam Burstein is one of her followers. It's so obvious.
"...if you are one of those
people who are in this SUNday conspiracy scam i'd advise you get out while
you still can. I am a Christian who deeply loves God. Yes, I am a sinner
like all the rest of mankind, but i don't deserve to be interrogated daily
or even murdered for not being in a cult."
Well, nobody deserves to be murdered for not
being in a cult, but if the secularists have their way, it may soon become
even more commonplace than it is today. At this point, Sean signs off with
his true middle name, Jason, leaving the forum to gather his thoughts. When
he returns, he brings his proof.
"This is pyschological proof
that you do not know how to comprehend what you're reading."
You don't know how to comprehend it, do you?
Admit it. Answer the question - you don't know how to comprehend it, do you?
"Please understand that this
issue is personal but important. The mad conspiracist that stalking thinks i
am a beast-man because i go to church on sunday. His logic takes the
following form:
(a) Sunday is the mark of the beast
(b) Must destroy Sunday
(c) Must destroy all false witnesses of Sunday
(d) Jason is Sunday
(e) Must destroy Sunday
(f) Must destroy Jason"
 It
doesn't get any clearer than that, does it? It is probably cold comfort to
Hannity to know that Miriam Burstein will probably soon be released back
into society with nothing more to stave her evil actions than a restraining
order. But for the moment, at least, he is safe. And there is much work
still to be done. |
