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First Lady Makes Narrow Escape
A terrified Laura Bush flees from Ragu the
Inquisitor
Following up on her husband's promise to
bring unity to the middle east, Laura Bush brought Jews and Muslims together
today as they jointly
heckled her while she toured religious sites in the ancient city of
Jerusalem.
Things did not go well for Ms. Bush, as she
was met by angry protesters at every stop. Jews shouted at her, and waved
signs demanding the release of Israeli spy Jonathon Pollard. Muslims shouted
'Koran, Koran', and asked how dare she enter their temple. Secret service
had to form a tight ring around her to protect her from the crowd.
And then the unthinkable happened. While
entering the market square during a stop at the West Bank town of Jericho,
Mrs. Bush was suddenly confronted by Ragu the Inquisitor, a local Jewish
monster. "Where did you get those shoes," he bellowed, waving a mighty green
fist in her direction and plunging into the crowd. "Those are the sacred
shoes of Nezran," he cried, drawing ever closer as the first lady attempted
to claw her way into the car. Reports say that Secret Service agents fired
numerous shots into Ragu, but the creature just laughed and continued to
advance. The Bush limo managed to drive off just in the nick of time, but in
a macabre postscript, after reaching safety, a size 12 yarmulke was found
lodged into the passenger door. |
