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No Credit? No Sweat!
photo from the
Liston Gallery
Howdy there, I'm Ronald A.
Grecula, and do I ever have a bomb for you! Ronnie, you tell me, I don't
have me the money to buy any of those big bruisers of yours. Well, don't
sweat it mister! Here at Ronnie's Bomb World,
just off of Crocker Road in beautiful downtown Bangor, we have a bomb for
every budget!
Do you have a steady job that
brings in at least $325 a week? If so, we can fix you up with instant
credit. All our bombs are hand crafted using recycled materials so that we
are able to pass the savings to you.
See the gentleman up above? He
came to Ronnie's Bomb World looking for an
economical device that still had enough power to create a reasonable amount
of havoc. But Ronnie, he told me, I am but a lowly soldier in the army of
Allah, and my wallet is thin and meager. No problem!
Ronnie's Bomb World has an every day ten percent discount for all
active duty military. I showed the good Sergeant one of our dirty bombs.
Radioactive? Radioactively good prices! We have a selection of bombs that
are dirty because we're so overstocked that we have no place to keep them
except out in the potato patch! We're overstocked! Come on down and take
advantage of our burgeoning inventory!
Say the phrase that pays,
"Ronnie, I hate America", and get two free tickets to see 'Revenge of the
Sith'. We said absolutely free! This week only, buy two bombs, get the third
for only a dollar! Are we crazy? You bet we are, and we've got the savings
to prove it!
Ronnie's Bomb World. Hours
8PM to 4AM Monday through Friday. Appointment not necessary. Please, no FBI
or CIA need apply.
Ronnie's Bomb
World - We Put The Bang In Bangor!
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