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Prophet Yahweh Live in Las
Vegas!
"Be advised",
warns the text on his website,
"Yahweh and his angels are superhuman beings, on other planets, who fly in
space ships". All right then! Prophet has not only seen these spaceships, he
has the power to make them appear. On Wednesday he issued a
press release
stating that for the period between June 1st and July 15th, he will be
summoning these UFOs to appear over Las Vegas on demand, for the benefit of
the media. Well, anyone can issue a press release, and this one didn't make
much of a splash. On Friday night, Prophet (his legal name) made an
appearance on the Alan Colmes radio show. Take it away, News Hounds.
Mr. Yahweh
claims to have discovered that he has the ability to summon "on my cue"
objects from space. Now he is "being told to" share this with the rest of
the world. Sometime between June 1 and July 15, a spaceship is "going to
descend and sit up over Las Vegas for about a day and a half" in order to
prove to the media "once and for all the answer to the question, 'are we
alone in the universe?'"
Colmes expressed pleasure that this event will be verifiable and said he
wants one of the spacemen to come on the show.
Well, sure Alan, I bet you do.
Okay, what I've got here is video from ABC affiliate KTNV, which I found via
World
Net Daily - not exactly the most reliable source in the world. (At the
moment, they are the only source for the story - I can't even find the story
at KTNV). The video shows Prophet doing
exactly what he says he can do.
A hoax? Most likely. But a very
entertaining one at the very least. I've compared the anchors to stills of Tricia
Keene and Steve Wolford and they're a match, as is the rest of the visual
information that I'm able to check. Like I said, very entertaining. The
usual chit chat and promos - "forget the the short term fixes and diets that
don't work, Kathy Rhea has a plan that can help you win the battle of the
bulge." Then, for 'another look at the paranormal' (it's paranormal
week at KTVNV) let's go to Mike Dello Stritto. Now this is fun. Mister
Yahweh seem like the sort of regular guy you might find on a barstool next
to you, except when he starts praying for a sighting so that "I can show
that I am not mentally ill" and that "I am not a false prophet like those
who seek to kill me say I am". You know what happens next - UFOs!
Everyone seems surprised, especially Prophet. ("Oh my goodness") Dello
Stritto reports "I called my boss to report an unexpected change in my
story."
"It's coming back to us, now..."
"Whuh?"
"See, it's coming back towards
us."
"WHOA! Man! Oh, Hallelujah!"
Oh, I can't urge you strongly
enough to watch this. It's classic. If nothing else, go just to see the
transition to the weatherman - "lets go straight to Desert Dopler. That's
not the best for picking up UFOs, but I tell you, it's pretty good for
thunderstorms..."
Here's the
video.
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