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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

See it again and again!


The Brotherhood of the Traveling Trousers brings to the big screen Glen Teeter's beloved novel about a really cool summer in the lives of four really close buddies.

Introduced as toddlers at Miss Ellie's Daycare and Nail Salon, they have only one thing in common; very busy working mothers who have better things to do than stick around home with some little brat who can't even carry on a decent conversation. The four grow up to become the best of friends, even though they have absolutely nothing in common, particularly their size and shape. Particularly.

Now, after sharing every hope and dream, ever secret, every thought and fantasy, you know, everything, their lives are coming to a crossroad which will send them off in four very different directions which have nothing in common except for the sense of anticipation common to all new beginnings and a certain article of clothing.

Meet the shy and sometimes violent Claude (Trevor Morgan), who is looking forward to spending quality time with his eccentric mom Doris (Cameron Diaz, in a role you won't soon forget), who deserted him years earlier to become the first female vice president at Microsoft. Meet headstrong young athlete Buck (Frankie Munz), who is finally getting the opportunity to compete in the Tour de France, in spite of a heart murmur that only he and three very special friends know about. Meet RJ (Jadakiss), the negro of the group. And finally, meet Worried Willie (Hugh Jackman), the borderline paranoid who stays in his hometown working as a stock boy for Wal-Mart, but nonetheless has a harrowing adventure in his head.

On the final day before their paths diverge forever, the four go clothes shopping at Bloomingdales. Hey, it could happen. There is absolutely nothing 'weird' about four guys shopping together, as the movie makes clear. While perusing the merchandise, they discover a pair of black wool trousers that amazingly fits and flatters each of them perfectly, even though, as mentioned previously, they're four young dudes who are different sizes and shapes. The guys are stunned, and take turns trying on the trousers over and over again. They realize this is an omen, that the magic trousers are meant for sharing, which gives them a wonderful idea. The four decide that they will use the trousers as a way to stay in touch, each wearing the pants for a week to see what fate will bring him before mailing them on to the next.

In this way, the four share an emotional bond that allows them to experience all the joys and heartbreak of life together during a spring that none of them will ever forget. The Brotherhood of the Traveling Trousers will touch you in a way that no other movie has touched you before, leaving you with a renewed sense of wonder and joy. It's a fit that won't quit.

The Brotherhood of the Traveling Trousers
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Mothership Connection 05/31/05 10;03 AM EST

It won't be long now - just a scant few hours - until Prophet Yahweh hits the stage in Vegas. Stage, of course, being used figuratively, much the same as the forthcoming percussion. Somewhere a kettle drum is doing whatever it is a kettle drum does when building up a head of hearty anticipation.

Penn bites his nails, while Teller talks to himself in a scratchy whisper. Could it be the two have met their match this time? Penn curses the red pixels of their bulletin board, and consoles himself with the fact that no one reads it anyway. Four days have passed since the challenge first arrived. Thus far it remains unmet.

Dear Penn and Teller, Come on guys! Debunk this guy already. He's on your home turf. Surely you've something up your respective sleeves that can equal this "stunt", no? After your debunking of UFOs on your BS show, surely you can do something about this too. PLEASE!!!

Silence. If everybody will quiet down for a moment, I have a new message from Prophet Yahweh. Good news, indeed.

Dear Lists,

I got a call from ABC TV-13 this morning.

They said that they wanted me to summon, over live television, for all their viewers to see on Wednesday morning, June 1, 2005!

Their station reaches all of Southern Nevada and the border cities, of which Las Vegas is one of them.

This is the moment I have been working so hard for!

Now, shall YAHWEH, the Creator King of the universe, permanent intervene in the affairs of this world!

It will be done and nothing shall hinder it!

Prepare to be stunned as the first of many sightings will be documented on the first day of my first Media-Only Summoning Event starting June 1 - July 15, 2005.

Yours In YAHWEH's Love And Mercy,

Prophet Yahweh
Seer of Yahweh


This has been a Prophet Yahweh update from FGAQ, your one source for Prophet Yahweh updates.




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