Wednesday, June 01, 2005

"It's Too Quiet Out There"            06/01/05 12:22 PM EST Those were the words of President George W Bush today as he waited in vain for the KTNV ABC-13 broadcast of Prophet Yahweh's first day of spaceship summoning. "Outrageous," said the chief executive when he was instead confronted with today's installment of 'One Life to Live'. "They have these soaps on all the time - you'd think they could clear half an hour for something of this magnitude. I wonder what the heck happened". Fried Green al-Qaedas will tell you what the heck happened, Mister President. KTNV started feeling the heat, that's what happened. We somehow knew that Mike Dello Stritto would turn out to be yellow. It's sickening. Although not available for direct questioning, Prophet Yahweh has provided FGAQ with the following statement. As you know, a couple of days ago, I sent you a release stating that ABC TV-13, after filming a UFO appearing on my signal, contacted me telling me that they wanted to do "LIVE" coverage of me calling down UFOs and Spaceships. I was so very happy! Words can not express how I felt. They even posted the footage of the sighting to their website, located at: http://www.ktnv.com When you get to their home page, you will see where it says: "Summoning UFOs" Click it and then click on "UFO Video" Well, this morning, I got a call from ABC TV-13 saying that they were not going to grant me an opportunity to go live with my summonings! I asked them why, and they said something about how the whole thing is being blown out of proportion and they needed to be able to focus on local news. I said, local news! Local news! What better local news is there going on in Las Vegas greater than this? I listened to them and lost my cool and told the man that he was a journalistic coward! He said that he was going to continue to stand by his decision. I told him that his decision was going to prove that he is a journalistic coward! It seems like the station is coming under great pressure to not cover any more of my summonings. Regardless, the Las Vegas Review Journal, and the Las Vegas Tribune, the local newspapers, contacted me to meet as soon as possible. Also, another television crew in Los Angeles said that they would be here in a days notice. And there are others. I am going to put ABC TV-13 behind me and focus on the others. I will not be ignored! All local Las Vegas media will be forced to give in when they see the power that YAHWEH is going to reveal Himself through me. Starting tomorrow, you will see my communications with you increase and the new UFO videos I am uploading to the site for you to see. Sincerely, Prophet Yahweh Seer of Yahweh FGAQ, your one source for Prophet Yahweh updates. 1:00:45 PM    comment []

Old Man Should Die Anyway ...and now from the back of the closet segment comes our most ridiculous item of the day. The Washington Post today reports that the most infamous traitor in modern history, the man celebrated in a million liberal masturbatory fantasies as 'Deep Throat', has finally been named. The traitor in question is none other than former FBI agent W Mark Felt, the man often mocked by former FBI Chief, J Edgar Hoover, as 'sissy-boy'. How anything be more unmanly that being called sissy-boy by Mister Hoover is beyond your humble host's imagination. The same people that are so enthusiastic about the rights of folks to slaughter their unborn children would seem to have no such eager anticipation for the civil execution of a man that some would call a godless terrorist, a man who would turn aside the trust implicit in his given office, and bring to pass one of the most tumultuous periods in American history. To say that Mister Felt should be excused for his crime because of his age is ridiculous. This is a man who blatantly revealed secret material about an unauthorized investigation into the private affairs of the president of the United States. Even though he has expressed regret for his egregious actions, it is more than obvious that Felt was looking out for neither you nor me, only himself. Felt should have his day in court, after which his filthy carcass can be safely tossed behind bars for the rest of his natural life, which admittedly isn't very long. To do anything else would be ridiculous. This is Bill's jacket, asking you to join us again tomorrow on the No Spin Zone, where I once again will be appearing on Bill. 10:51:03 AM    comment []