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Bush Just As Smart As Kerry
In a less than
startling revelation, we now find that President Bush is just as smart
as Senator John Kerry, his totally lackluster opponent in the 2004 election.
"I always told my Dad that D stood for distinction," was Kerry's response to
the unveiling of his Yale transcripts. Yeah, well, we recall that Homer told
us it stood for donuts, but what business does a dropout like FGAQ have
calling a couple of national leader dullards? None whatsoever, which is why
we asked renowned genius Marilyn
vos Savant, whose IQ of 226 is the highest ever recorded, which man is
smarter.
"It's actually 228, Mark, but
who's counting? I'm smarter than smart, that's the important thing. Like, if
I call someone an idiot, you can take it to the bank."
"So, John Kerry... ah, dude,
you're talking about someone who couldn't talk people into voting for him
over an imbecile who clears brush for fun. That's just sad. Let me see those
transcripts. Uh huh, a cumulative average of 76 compared to Shrub's average
of 77. Big woof."
"I guess the first think that
I'd have to say is that a 76 average at Yale is nothing to be ashamed of.
We're not talking about Utica Community College here. That said, let's get
real with it. Both of these men come from very wealthy and highly connected
families, know what I mean? Sure you do. They could stay in the dorm smoking
dope all day and still be guaranteed a C average. So I guess my answer would
be 'Who cares?'. Put the two together and you've still got the mental
equivalent of a box of rocks."
"And Mark? One more thing.
You're an idiot for asking me such a stupid frigging question."
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