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Delay Disparages Supreme Court
Decision
Uh, man, know
what I just heard? That, like, the Supreme Court? That, like the Supreme
Court says we can't smoke reefer anymore. F'n activist judges. Yeah, man.
Who died and made them boss, huh. Like, I'm the federal government, ya know?
No way, dude. They said that like if you've got cancer, or like your knee
hurts, you still can't smoke a doobie. They're goin down, man.
I don't know.
About an hour ago, I guess. Denny told me he just heard about it, so we
decided to roll one up just down the street from the, from the courthouse -
you could see it man, plain as day - and we smoked it outta protest. It was
wicked. Then we had us some beers. The judges need to be intimidated, man.
They need to uphold the Constitution. Nothing in there, the constitution,
like, say I got Tom Delay disease, right, and my doctor tells me, he says,
Tom, you need to carry a little weed with you at all times... right, right,
like nitroglycerin tablets, right, yeah, then that's like doctor-client
privilege. Whoa! Who's that behind us? Statue? Ah, dude, that thing looks
real.
Some righteous
smoke, man, I'm still trippin. Ya know, The times gonna come for the dudes
responsible for this to answer for their behavior. You know, we set up the
courts, we can unset the courts, know what I'm saying? I mean, they can have
my bong when they pry it out of my cold stiff fingers. Or whatever... |
