Laura Bush Consorts With
Nation's Enemies
The new secretary
of state has been doing something both different in public and, I suspect,
not without meaning. When she meets with the leader of another country and
poses for the handshake photo-op she never looks at the leader. She always
looks at the journalists
witnessing the event instead. She gives them her warmest, most connected
smiles.
Then, when the
picture taking is over, she turns to the foreign leader with a more neutral
look, makes eye contact and chats. I don't think this is an accident. I
suspect it is the administration's way of finally fighting back against 50
years of embarrassing and compromising pictures of American leaders meeting
with leaders such as
this,
this and
this. The Bush White
House doesn't want those pictures. They may be inconvenient down the road.
And so administration members on meeting foreign leaders give all their
jolly warmth to the moment, as it were, and not the man.
--Peggy
Noonan, on Bush policy, re: Meeting with Monsters
FGAQ has uncovered evidence regarding secret
meetings between presidential aspirant Laura Bush and odious Egyptian
monster Nimnim which took place in late May. The above picture shows Bush,
Nimnim, and a man believed to be Amr Koura, a high ranking official of
Alkarma Endutainment. As is widely know, Alkarma Endutainment is a front for
Jihadist bio-terrorist hitman Abkar Alli Rhamenski, who in 1997 declared
president Bill Clinton to be nothing but 'worm meat'. The White House
responded by bombing an aspirin factory near Cairo.
Examination by our lab shows that the picture
of Bush was probably taken near Alam Simsim, known in the western world as
the Arab Street. Note that candidate Bush is making direct eye contact with
the puke green monster, a flagrant flouting of US policy regarding contact
with such beasts.
White House spokesman Scott McClellan denied
the meeting with Nimnim at Simsim, but did note that Nimnim had been
"instrumental in setting up new negotiations with certain factions of Syrian
Sunnis friendly to the United States. And furthermore, let me state for the
record that unlike liberals, Republicans are not so quick to judge a monster
simply by the color of his fur."
Nancy Pelosi, speaking for the Democrats,
responded "Dude, that's the ugliest vest I ever saw. And if I'm not
mistaken, Nimnim has no pants".
Special thanks to Karena.
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