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Biden Hunts Presidency Very
Carefully
Senator Joe Biden has announced
that he is exploring the possibility of a run for the presidency, but is
taking a cautious approach to the prospect, stating that for the next few
months he would be determining "whether I can gather the kind of support"
necessary to win the presidential nomination. "If, in fact, I think that I
have a clear shot at winning the nomination by this November or December,
then I'm going to seek the nomination.".
FGAQ asked the Senator if this
conversely meant that he would drop his presidential ambition like a
razor-wire coffee cup should a possible obstacle to his ambitions appear,
and he told us the answer was a definite yes.
"Hey, I'm no Don Quixote here,
no impossible dream for this senator, no siree bob. If a major piece of
talent like Hillary decides to run, I'm outta there, see you later, think of
me when you're picking your veep. No reason to set out on a lost cause."
"John McCain? I don't know, John
is a friend of mine, don't ask me that. Okay, I guess if John were to run, I
wouldn't run. I mean I would just give him that courtesy, even though we're
in different parties. I mean, what if I were to run against him? I might
lose, and that would be just devastating to our relationship."
"Kerry? Oh no, if a man has been
his party's nominee before, he has dibs on it next time if that's what he
wants. Anything less would just be disrespectful. So, the answer is no, I
would not run if Kerry should choose to run again, and really, I guess I
should say the same about Gore. On the other hand, if it ends up like I
expect, with just me and Lieberman, than I say 'Let the best Joe win'."
We asked Biden if he was worried
that conservative pundits would try to sabotage any efforts on his part by
retreading the same tales of plagiarism that sank his 1988 bid for
presidency. He smacked himself on the forehead and moaned. "Oh man,
conservative pundits. I didn't even think of that. You know, back in 1988
there were no conservative pundits, at least not the kind you have now on
the radio and cable news shows. And the internet! They can tear you apart
before you have a clue as to what's happening. Took Howard Dean down in
about 36 hours. They can be vicious. Even though it's unlikely, I'd have to
say that if the pundits choose to attack me, I'd fold quicker than 'Hamlet'
in Mayberry.
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