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Horrid Old Man Escapes
Another dangerous octogenarian
is on the lam tonight. Horrid old man
Edgar Ray Killen* shocked his
police escort today by making a forward flying tackle which left British
Bobby William Whitecastle clutching at his sweet spot and shouting out in
righteous indignation "Stop, old man, stop. You bloody old bastard, I'll
give you quite the thrashing when I catch you".
Whitecastle was in Mississippi
as part of a state exchange and outreach program with the London police
central bureau. This would have been his first experience of escorting a
horrid old man to prison. "I was quite looking forward to it." said
Whitecastle. "Oh well. Tomorrow is another day."
Bernie Fartwell, Mississippi
coordinator of the previously noted police outreach program blames himself
for the escape. "I never
 told
the officer that the horrid old man owned a Quickie 2. Changes the whole
equation, wouldn't you say? With their lightweight frame, speed, and
excellent maneuverability, you can pretty much kiss your prisoner goodbye
once they get those wheels a-goin."
*we couldn't figure out how
to work it in, but our favorite headline on Kilen is from the Turkish Daily,
which commented on the sixty year sentence with the headline 'Ku Klux
Klansman could die in prison after getting maximum sentence'.
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