Do it for me Bobby. Come on, do it like you used
to do.
Ah, Jerry, there are other people in the
room.
Come on! You've got to do it. I
haven't heard it since Ronnie's first term. Come on, man. I love that
imitation.
All right, but afterwards you've got to buy
me a danish.
Deal. Now do it.
My dear Professor Strowski, twenty years I
was banned from my homeland, parted from my wife and son never to see them
again. Why ? Because I suggested to use the atomic elements for producing
super-beings, beings of unimaginable strength and size. I was classed as a
madman, a charlatan, outlawed in the world of science which had previously
honored me as a genius. Now here in this forsaken jungle hell I have proved
that I am alright. No, Professor Strowski, it is no laughing matter ... Home
? I have no home. Hunted ! Despised ! Living like an animal. The jungle is
my home. Then I will show the world I can be its master. I will perfect my
own race of people, a race of atomic supermen which will conquer the world.
Wah hah hah heeheeheehee hee. Whew. A gah hah
hah hoo hee hah hah...
Get a grip, Jerry. You're gonna give yourself
a heart attack.
Har har har har, uh hee hee hee...
Come on now.
Huh huh ha, I'm sorry Bobby, man, but I just
love it. You sound more like Lugosi than Lugosi does.
Well thanks Jerry. I'm partial to my Jimmy
Cagney, myself.
No. The Lugosi. You should... you should do
it at the hearings today. Loosen everyone up, show em you're a regular guy.
You really think they would like it? I do
have it down pretty well...
Absolutely. I know these thing. I mean, you
don't get to be president by knowing nothing. |
