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Bush Sends Message to UN
Calling it 'the least important job
in America', King George Bush II today made a special recess appointment of
John Bolton as ambassador to the United Nations.
"I do understand that many
people don't like John," said Bush. "I don't like him either, which is why I
think he will be perfect for the job. I'll settle for fear over respect any
day of the week, which is why I'm so excited about this appointment. See
this finger? I've got another one just like it. Yeah, a double fuck you.
Sometimes I wish I had eight arms like one of those crazy Buddhist gods. How
much fun would it be to flip off the world with that many birds? I guess
I'll never know, but that won't stop me from dreaming about it."
"I've got a few fingers of my
own," said Bolton, smacking the president on his ass.
"God, I hate it when you do
that," said Bush, "But not as much as Kofi is going to hate it. Hey, I've
got a good idea. Maybe you can start mispronouncing his name, you know, call
him coffee rather than Kofi."
"Nah, I think I'll just continue
calling him asshole."
"Whatever, John. You're the
diplomat." |
