Colorization Scandal Widens
Robert Novak became the latest victim of the liberal media's
politics of personal destruction through colorization last night when he
threw a hissy-fit and
ran off of CNN's 'Inside Politics', leaving a trail of tears in his
wake.
During the show, the topic of Katherine Harris' claim of
colorization had arisen, and Novak expressed his strong empathy for the
Florida congressman, revealing for the first time that he too had been a
victim of the cruel press shenanigans.
"A lot of my trouble in the
world is that they've doctored my makeup and colorized me in a lot of
newspapers on my picture," he told a stunned Ed Henry and James
Carville. Oh really, they enquired. What newspapers would those be? Novak,
who can be really tight with a secret when he feels like it, reluctantly
replied "Well, I don't ... I can't tell you."
Carville and Henry responded with peals of laughter, with
Carville making the observation that Novak was a big pussy.
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