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Guest Blogger: Ms. XY on Jack Johnson
Friday night I ate a handful of
mushrooms
and went to a
Jack Johnson concert
...outdoors, so I thought..
Okay,
this should be worth the 30 mile
drive...
I went with my friend C***
who is
HUGELY POPULAR
in the
Right People crowd.
When the mushrooms kicked in,
they were all hippie dancing to the
music
and I began my
Kill Whitey
campaign
which lasted the rest of the evening
and caused C****'s wealthy doctor
friends no end of stress and consternation.
"This music is about enjoying
life...surfing...positive stuff"
one man said.
"What? You don't listen CLOSELY to
his lyrics...
obviously,
because Jack Johnson is all about
Revolution.
The Big Meltdown.
Kill....Whitey...Now!
Blink blink blink.
I want it to be true so it must be.
fucking jack Johnson.
he's going to have to try harder to
bring the Off White Man down.
I'm so
disappointed. |
