Let God Show You The Way To Heavenly Profits!
Sources close to FGAQ have revealed that recent assassination
remarks by talibangelist Pat Roberts were nothing more than an effort to
jump start his latest business venture - miracle food products. For the past
four years, Robertson has been touting the
age-defying
properties of his milkshakes, giving the recipe away for free to all who
wanted it. Now, however, he has
licensed his shake for distribution by General Nutrition Corp, the
nations largest health food chain.
"It's a sweet deal for Pat," says GNC president Ron
Beasley, "what with his tax-exempt status and dedicated following. We asked
for a little help getting our slogan out there, 'Shake up things the Pat
Robertson way', and the guy came through for us like a real trooper. Orders
are through the roof."
More products are presumably in the pipeline. What's next?
Here's a hint from
Pat's web site.
America
loves pancakes!
Pancake houses across the country are packed.
But what are those syrup drenched, hot cakes doing to our bodies? Putting us
on a fast track to weight gain, high cholesterol and adult onset diabetes.
That's right! It's
Pat's Age-Defying Protein Pancakes!
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