President Bush Blasts Kanye West
Stating that he "didn't give up two days of vacation to
listen to that sort of crap," President Bush used his weekly Saturday radio
address to fire back at rapper Kanye West for remarks he made during a
broadcast fundraiser for New Orleans.
"Kanye West is nothing but a loudmouth," fumed Bush, "and
it's pretty darn obvious that he's a big sissy as well. Take a look at those
silly-ass wings. 'La la la, I'm an angel, la la la'. Oh man. I don't
want to denigrate America's gay community; as far as I'm concerned this
country produces some of the finest homosexuals in the world, and I'm pretty
sure most of them wouldn't prance around looking like that. It's ludicrous.
"Let me back off of that last remark. Ludicrous is a
decent rapper. Not one of my favorites, but he can rap the pants off of this
guy. I bet old Kanye would like that, what you think? Hey, my man 50 eats
rappers like Kanye for breakfast... I bet he'd like that too."
"And as far as his remarks about me being slow because I
don't like black people, that's absurd. I love black people, except for a
certain somebody that likes to dress up like an angel. In the weeks ahead,
many of you will probably be tempted to buy Kanye's new CD, 'Late
Registration', the one with the cute widdle teddy bear on the cover. Don't
bother. We've posted the whole thing on the White House website, where you
can download it for free." |
