Hey, Rummy, what's up... It's me... George... George W Bush, the dang
president of the United Space... How am I supposed to know your nap
schedule?... Well that's true. Someday I will be an old man myself, but that
doesn't necessarily mean I'll know how you feel... Listen... Okay, I'll wait
while you get some coffee............... ...doo doo dee doo doo... doo doo
dee doo... down on the corner, out in the street, Willie and the poorboys
playin banjos with their feet... doo doo dee doo doo... You back? Good. Got
a question for you... Okay, okay, go ahead and get your creamer. Jeez...
humm... hum hum de hum... why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are
near, just like... Rummy. Whuh?... No, that's not my question. Just keepin
myself entertained while you're dilly-dallying around. I want to know about
the war... the one in Iraq, you idgit... well you act like one... No I'm not
gonna wait while you toast up an English muffin... Will you just shut up and
listen to your commander in chief for half a minute... Hey!... Just you...
I'll take you out old man, I'll... Me and no army, buster... Whuh?... Rummy?
Rummy?... The senile old bastard hung up on me...
Rummy. Let's get down to business... It's me... George... George W Bush, the
boss of you... Yes I am... No you can't quit... Because I'm issuing an
executive order that says so... Come on, man, I just got one quick question
and then I'll leave you alone... Yes, promise... Did we... Whuh? Let someone
else answer the door... Rummy... Okay, okay, get your damn dry
cleaning............
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....................... <sigh>
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............................................. oh, man
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......... Okay, look. I just wanna know if we're any closer to having some
sort of timetable on Iraq... No, I just need a little good news for my
speech tonight, and I thought maybe... Yeah, yeah, we don't believe in
timetables... Yeah, sure, the insurgents would like nothing better than to
wait us out... So that's it, huh... you got nothing for me... thanks a
lot... no, I won't mention it. |
