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Tuesday, November 15, 2005



Remarks by President Bush on the War on Terror
Elmendorf Air Force Base
Monday November 14, 7:21 pm ET

Thank you for the warm welcome. Laura and I were here in the neighborhood ... so we thought we would drop in on our Nation's 'Arctic Warriors'. Arctic warriors is right. Jeez, it sure is cold up here. I just saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

Any armed forces here? Aha, thought so. You know, this is a real coincidence... The audience was full of members of the military the last time I spoke... And the time before that... But seriously, we are proud to stand with the courageous airmen of Echsenmorf Air Force Base ... the ladies and gentlemen of the Alaskan Command. Okay, I know you didn't have any choice, but thanks for coming out to say hello on this frosty day.

It sure is great to be back in Alaska, but holy moly, it's mighty cold here. I understand that the town flasher just describes his penis. Now that's chilly. Hey, this is a real homecoming for me -- I believe that I am the only President to have ever lived in Alaska. If you can call it living, bada bing. I worked in Fairbanks in the summer of 1974. Okay, it wasn't really working... Laura can tell you that I just made a wrong turn at Oklahoma and wouldn't stop for directions.

But anyway, I have come to Alaska to tell you: The American people are grateful for your service -- and so is your Commander in Chief Dick Cheney. We had to stop Air Force I for refueling and I wanted one last chance to try and deceive the American people before I go off and spoil our relations with the Orientals. Heh heh, just kidding. Anyone of the Asian persuasion here tonight? I thought not - they're all smart enough to stay in school. Heh, heh. I kid because I love.

Let me take a moment to talk about a topic that's very near and dear to me. On September 11th, 2001, history called on our Nation to defend freedom once again. Everybody sing along. We saw the terrorists' destructive vision for us and for all who love freedom. And in the face of this threat, I made a clear choice, one that I've made over and over again, with great steadfastness and... uh, some of you folks aren't singing. Come on, team. We will stay on the offensive. We will not wait to be attacked again. We will press on until this war...

[Ed. note: It was so cold that our correspondent had to step into a meat locker just to warm up. Transcript resumes below.]

...hitchhikers were holding up pictures of their thumbs.

So called reasonable people can disagree about the conduct of the war -­ but it is irresponsible for Democrats to now claim that we misled them and the American people. Can you believe the things that come out of those mouths? It's insane. Leaders in my Administration and members of Congress from both parties looked at some of the same intelligence on Iraq as I did, and reached the conclusion that Saddam Hussein was a threat. They did! You remember. Don't let them rewrite history before it's even wrote.

Let me give you quotes from three senior Democrats: First, quote, this one from Senator Botox Face. "There is unmistakable evidence that Saddam Hussein is working aggressively to develop nuclear weapons." End quote. Here's another one, quote, from that Clinton woman. "The war against terrorism will not be finished as long as [Saddam Hussein] is in power." End quote. Now, I want you to know that I had to insert the words Saddam Hussein in there, because Blondielocks was afraid to even utter the name. And here's the way another Democratic leader... hey. Hey! Who threw that snowball? Code white! Code white! Ouch!

That is just plain unrespectful, a sign of the troubling confused logic that would cause a... Secret service has got 'em, I see. Coupla food service workers, looks like to me. Else someone is way out of uniform. I'm surprised you all've got Mexicans all the way up here. I thought it'd be too cold for them. Why it's so cold up here that all the dogs are getting stuck to fire hydrants.

Some of our elected leaders have opposed this war all along. That's just plain cuckoo. And I disagree with them, but I respect their willingness to take a consistent stand. Cause consistency is important to me, and it's important to the nation. If they had changed their minds and started to agree with me it could throw the whole universe out of whack.

But some Democrats who voted to authorize the use of force are now rewriting the past. They ramble on with their 'new facts' and their 'big insights' as though my war were nothing more than some kind of movie show. I call them what they are - 'mind changers'. They are playing politics with this issue and sending mixed signals to our troops and the enemy. That is irresponsible, and they deserve to be smacked upside of the head by all good Americans. Our troops deserve to know that whatever our differences in Washington, our will is strong, our nation is united, and we will settle for nothing less than victory. Although a hot cup of coffee would be nice, too.

Thank you for your service in freedom's cause. God bless all those who serve our Nation, and all those who love them.


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